Comments on: Put The Star Wars Kid in Episode III

Put The Star Wars Kid in Episode III

oissubke — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 08:36:58 -0800

Put The Star Wars Kid in Episode III Finally, a petition worth signing.

By: xmutex

xmutex — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 08:53:46 -0800

Uh, or not.

By: dong_resin

dong_resin — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 08:54:56 -0800

Why, so he can sue George Lucas for making him look fat? Fuck that shit. Let's put dong_resin in Episode Three. I'm no Laurence Olivier, but I can do a damn fine wookie.

By: tgrundke

tgrundke — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 08:56:55 -0800

Not after that little asshat started suing people for that funny as hell video. Screw him.

By: riffola

riffola — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 08:57:10 -0800

5864. Matt Haughey Give me frogs. Give me Santa. Gime me Riffola. Huh?

By: yhbc

yhbc — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 09:02:50 -0800

I think you may have just stumbled across another all-purpose instant catchphrase, riff. Give me frogs. Give me santa. Gime me Riffola.

By: Hugh2d2

Hugh2d2 — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 09:11:47 -0800

He did what EVERY fan does when given a broomstick. He became Darth Fanboy. Way to go Ghyslain!

By: widdershins

widdershins — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 09:15:56 -0800

That is really bizarre, riffola. I'd love to hear an explanation if anyone has one?

By: stavrosthewonderchicken

stavrosthewonderchicken — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 09:22:44 -0800

Ride that jiggly little bastard hard and put him up wet. Or : no.

By: graventy

graventy — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 09:28:38 -0800

Hey, I've got a really great idea that'll make the third prequel worse than the first two! No. It's wrong. He made a fool of himself. He shouldn't be awarded for it.

By: substrate

substrate — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 09:32:17 -0800

I don't care that he made a fool of himself, it would offend me if the little shit was rewarded after his litigatious nature was revealed. We've all done embarrassing things or had embarrassing things happen. Sometimes it's happened on film or in public. We don't sue people for it.

By: stupidsexyFlanders

stupidsexyFlanders — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 09:35:44 -0800

Yes, we do! Pay attention, there, substrate.

By: substrate

substrate — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 09:38:34 -0800

Damn, sorry stupidsexyFlanders. I will sue you all for every typo you've witnessed, every grammatical error and every spelling mistake. I'm going to sue my parents for those embarrassing photo they've taken. I'm suing my high school for witnessing the lost swimsuit incident during a swim meet.

By: insomnyuk

insomnyuk — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 09:50:49 -0800

Counterlawsuit!

By: soyjoy

soyjoy — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 10:01:29 -0800

I'd sign a petition to put Blair Hornstein in Episode III.

By: soyjoy

soyjoy — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 10:05:30 -0800

But only if they leave her there.

By: CountZero

CountZero — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 10:12:40 -0800

Only if she gets to be the ONLY Jedi. If they make her co-jedi, I don't think Lucas will be able to afford the legal fees.

By: gyc

gyc — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 10:19:33 -0800

She could play Jar Jar's twin sister.

By: kookywon

kookywon — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 10:22:15 -0800

I've never heard of these movies before... Here's a site with both versions as well as plenty of others.

By: Perigee

Perigee — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 10:30:33 -0800

Screw Blair - she stole her moves from Darth Maul.

By: KevinSkomsvold

KevinSkomsvold — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 11:04:43 -0800

I'd like to see the response to this petition.

By: tomplus2

tomplus2 — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 11:28:10 -0800

How about a petition for a good Epsidode III?

By: kindall

kindall — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 11:35:55 -0800

Soyjoy: Hate to break it to you, but Star Wars is not actually filmed in outer space.

By: bargle

bargle — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 12:05:58 -0800

5864. Matt Haughey Give me frogs. Give me Santa. Gime me Riffola. Huh? I noticed a few MeFi people in there with odd comments. Also someone dislikes a girl named Jessica as her number is in there several times.

By: alumshubby

alumshubby — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 12:11:28 -0800

What the hell, why not? There was a rather ample X-wing pilot whose handle was "Porkins" in Episode IV.

By: MsVader

MsVader — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 12:34:35 -0800

Petitions are insignificant next to the power of the Force.

By: car_bomb

car_bomb — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 13:05:21 -0800

28. Gary P. Aronsen "...if N*Sync members were considered as potential extras, this kid deserves a speaking role!"

By: namespan

namespan — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 14:39:41 -0800

created by and written by Fred Quimby. Wasn't this guy involved in Tom and Jerry cartoons? Hey, I've got a really great idea that'll make the third prequel worse than the first two! Anything that demonstrates that George Lucas hasn't passed the event horizon of solipsism would be really redeeming. This qualifies. No. It's wrong. He made a fool of himself. He shouldn't be awarded for it. No, you're wrong: someone else took one of his "dance like no one's watching" moments and made it public. Not cool.

By: Yossarian

Yossarian — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 14:44:04 -0800

alumshubby: Agreed. It's just too classic an in-joke. So the kid sued? That was tasteless and tacky of him, but have you seen some of those clips? I'd be getting a little pissy too.

By: shadow45

shadow45 — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 15:07:35 -0800

"dance like no one's watching" I'm not familiar with this, could you elaborate?

By: inpHilltr8r

inpHilltr8r — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 15:10:57 -0800

"Work like you don't need money, Love Like you've never been hurt, And dance like no one's watching." I forget the author.

By: Orb

Orb — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 16:52:53 -0800

I forget the author. Crystal Boyd

By: bradlands

bradlands — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 17:08:50 -0800

I forget the author. Crystal Boyd Oh, heavens, no. That aphorism is courtesy of Satchel Paige or, at least, it is commonly attributed to him.

By: bwg

bwg — Wed, 16 Jul 2003 20:02:58 -0800

Got a cough or a sore throat? Riiiffolaaaaa! Oh, wait....