Comments on: Monkeyfilter!

Monkeyfilter!

jonson — Tue, 22 Jul 2003 23:01:26 -0800

I'll say it: It's time someone did something about the Monkeys. Over the last two years they have established a clear cut pattern of terror & harassment in countries ranging from Eastern India, Jakarta, Tokyo, Sri Lanka or New Dehli, and the fact remains that it's only a matter of time before these crazed foreign monkeys make their way to places I could actually find on a map, or possibly even America, (possibly in this guy's pants). When they come, and they will, will our leaders protect us from their savage rampage? Or is it too late - are they already among us?!?

By: Slithy_Tove

Slithy_Tove — Tue, 22 Jul 2003 23:15:19 -0800

They are already among us.

By: homunculus

homunculus — Tue, 22 Jul 2003 23:36:37 -0800

I like the Japanese solution. They've turned a nuisance into opportunity. I would be proud to have "monkey chaser" on my resume.

By: fatbobsmith

fatbobsmith — Tue, 22 Jul 2003 23:40:46 -0800

I know how this ends. Those damn dirty apes better keep their filthy paws off the Statue of Liberty or there'll be hell to pay.

By: salmacis

salmacis — Wed, 23 Jul 2003 01:04:44 -0800

Ook!

By: Katemonkey

Katemonkey — Wed, 23 Jul 2003 01:20:28 -0800

*whistles innocently as she sidles out towards the door* shit! they're on to us! run!

By: Bixby23

Bixby23 — Wed, 23 Jul 2003 02:24:32 -0800

In my country, we elect monkeys to public office.

By: planetkyoto

planetkyoto — Wed, 23 Jul 2003 02:30:21 -0800

Robert Brady, now there's a guy with monkey problems. Scroll down to July 12 on his main page. "This morning I was up when it was still dark, and just in the first predawn light was making tea when I glanced out the window and saw a young simian strolling into my garden as though he owned the place, pointedly avoiding the Thai Dragons, jalapenos and tabascos and heading straight for the green beans..."

By: cohappy

cohappy — Wed, 23 Jul 2003 05:19:01 -0800

By: drstrangelove

drstrangelove — Wed, 23 Jul 2003 06:59:19 -0800

In Bali, my tour guide said he'd been attacked by a monkey, which explained why he appeared to be in mortal fear as we walked (in his case, quickly) through the "Monkey Forest..." Perhaps the monkeys hate freedom, too.

By: jpoulos

jpoulos — Wed, 23 Jul 2003 07:12:07 -0800

You'll never take us alive!

By: PinkStainlessTail

PinkStainlessTail — Wed, 23 Jul 2003 07:13:41 -0800

I'm left absolutely speechless. I can't find the words to express my feelings about this terrible threat, and my worries about what it's limits might be. This lurking, curly tailed menace: who knows when it will strike next? Can we even conceive of the next development in their fiendish scheme? I think not. Yes, it's all horrifyingly true: I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do.

By: KnitWit

KnitWit — Wed, 23 Jul 2003 07:14:08 -0800

Well, I for one... *Sprints for the door*

By: madman

madman — Wed, 23 Jul 2003 08:43:28 -0800

It's spelt "New Delhi." Sorry, it might have been a genuine typo, but when you see most of the West spell Gandhi as Ghandi, it gets on your nerves a bit. Look, I'm smiling again. :)

By: tyro urge

tyro urge — Wed, 23 Jul 2003 08:46:18 -0800

Over the last two years Two years? Bah. Meanwhile, here in the United States we enter our ninth year of low-level monkey skirmishes. Once the Florida escapees reach a self-sustaining critical mass... no, it's too horrible for words!

By: kablam

kablam — Wed, 23 Jul 2003 09:14:00 -0800

They must be stopped.

By: wobh

wobh — Wed, 23 Jul 2003 09:27:13 -0800

You cannot defeat the monkey king.

By: nickmark

nickmark — Wed, 23 Jul 2003 10:08:58 -0800

Monkey Defeats Death

By: dirtylittlemonkey

dirtylittlemonkey — Wed, 23 Jul 2003 11:55:32 -0800

Oh yes, I must say, "Word"