July 23, 2003 6:37 AM Subscribe
"GOLDILOCKS. Slim blond avatar of unreasoning womankind: who loved not the porridge itself, nor even the act of receiving it from whatever unknown animal might have been responsible for its preparation..."
From the winning submission
of the Faux Faulkner contest. Also check out Faux Hemingway
posted by Pinwheel (11 comments total)
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