Comments on: My eyes! I'm blind!

My eyes! I'm blind!

eilatan — Wed, 23 Jul 2003 15:57:36 -0800

Erotic pictures. Of clowns. NSFW, obviously. [more inside]

By: eilatan

eilatan — Wed, 23 Jul 2003 15:58:47 -0800

Scarlet Letters is actually one of my favorite sites and generally their visual galleries are significantly less disturbing--and more erotic-- than this. Also be sure to check out their sister site, Scarleteen, which is full of great information for the questioning teenager.

By: donkeyschlong

donkeyschlong — Wed, 23 Jul 2003 16:09:23 -0800

i've just died and gone to hell.

By: leapfrog

leapfrog — Wed, 23 Jul 2003 16:13:19 -0800

I will have nightmares about that. I frickin hate clowns. And there was a picture of someone with a piercing, and a clown... ugh. *shudder*

By: The Michael The

The Michael The — Wed, 23 Jul 2003 16:17:40 -0800

Unlike Tubgirl, this is a link that I will not be clicking. Once bitten, twice shy.

By: quonsar

quonsar — Wed, 23 Jul 2003 16:17:59 -0800

ouch! stop this clown porn now, you cock knockers!

By: pzarquon

pzarquon — Wed, 23 Jul 2003 16:20:11 -0800

I ain't clicking the link either (yet), but I did want to say, generally, the Scarleteen folks do pretty good stuff. Open, straightforward, sex-positive. I'd rather my kids land there on a "sex" search than... well, almost anywhere else. Clown phobias seem pretty common, here and among friends. I wonder if there's a geek corrolary?

By: madamjujujive

madamjujujive — Wed, 23 Jul 2003 16:20:19 -0800

Meet the Porn Clown Posse

By: pemulis

pemulis — Wed, 23 Jul 2003 16:23:30 -0800

I drink beer and dance on bar tops. I am a clown. Enjoy. -Knockers the Clown

By: signal

signal — Wed, 23 Jul 2003 16:33:56 -0800

The Michael The, do not name the Site That Must Not Be Named.

By: Grod

Grod — Wed, 23 Jul 2003 16:49:13 -0800

You have a very strange definition of erotic.

By: Civil_Disobedient

Civil_Disobedient — Wed, 23 Jul 2003 17:02:23 -0800

Actually, it's not bad. All the clowns are women, which is a little odd, but hey, I'm not complaining. One's even got big hooters. Yay. But she's got nipple piercings. Boo.

By: eilatan

eilatan — Wed, 23 Jul 2003 17:26:18 -0800

The nipple piercings were the only thing I liked about the pictures.

By: Sonny Jim

Sonny Jim — Wed, 23 Jul 2003 17:37:00 -0800

And meanwhile, Google decides that the leading textad to accompany this thread should be...a Washington Post profile Senator Joe Lieberman. Do they know something we don't?

By: shoepal

shoepal — Wed, 23 Jul 2003 17:45:40 -0800

I get Hockey ads in the googlebar. Hockey? Clowns? Hmm.. Quite an algorithm they've got there.

By: ashbury

ashbury — Wed, 23 Jul 2003 17:52:31 -0800

the michael, it's all very tasteful, in my opinion. Nothing can be compared to tubgirl.

By: briank

briank — Wed, 23 Jul 2003 17:53:22 -0800

I get Hockey ads in the googlebar. Hockey? Clowns? Hmm.. Quite an algorithm they've got there. Funny, I get an ad that reads "Who will face Bush?", which seems entirely appropriate to me.

By: dogwelder

dogwelder — Wed, 23 Jul 2003 17:55:00 -0800

I've met Ducky Doolittle- actually, I did her first web site. She's my favorite clown.

By: soyjoy

soyjoy — Wed, 23 Jul 2003 18:57:32 -0800

Too Much Joy: I have yet to meet a kid not scared to death of clowns... especially after they've been to that page.

By: soyjoy

soyjoy — Wed, 23 Jul 2003 18:58:27 -0800

For the record: Too Much Joy - no relation.

By: GaelFC

GaelFC — Wed, 23 Jul 2003 19:59:39 -0800

In case you wondered what Ronald McDonald does in his spare time...

By: qDot

qDot — Wed, 23 Jul 2003 20:18:29 -0800

Hats... for Clowns.... La la la la la la la....

By: ZachsMind

ZachsMind — Wed, 23 Jul 2003 21:27:09 -0800

Those aren't real clowns. Real clowns actually wear clothes, and don't pierce their nipples. I'm the son of a clown so I know of what I speak. Also, in my youth I dabbled with being a mime. It was a terrible time in my life and I survived rehabilitation with only an occasional urge to wear black in public and put myself in an invisible box. It does shed light on why there's still to this day people who meet me for the first time and just wanna punch me in the mouth. Anyway, a naked clown is like a snowman without a carrot nose. Sure you can CALL it a clown, but it's not really a clown. Actually these alleged naked clown pictures remind me of lesbian porn I've seen, which is really just straight women who are paid a lot of money to pretend kiss in front of a camera. I mean some of my best ~~friends~~ women who don't speak to me anymore are gay and they don't look anything like that. They wear comfortable clothes they bought at a thrift store, boots from an army/navy store, and hats with personality. Oh and they don't kiss each other like they're pretending to have been starved for three days and someone gives them a ice cream cone. I mean they kiss each other like they sincerely love each other and it's sweet it's not yucky stupid. I mean real lesbians kissing is about as sexy as a pen of cute little puppies and kittens. OR a room of dressed clowns standing around doing nothing. Well, unless you're actually a lesbian of course. What I mean to say is, this clown porn is perhaps soft porn but it's not of real clowns. It's like, false advertising. There should be a law...

By: wendell

wendell — Thu, 24 Jul 2003 01:53:44 -0800

I don't care. I still think the Clowns are going to beat the Virgin Couple and the Gay Marrieds on CBS' "The Amazing Race". It would only be right.

By: Frasermoo

Frasermoo — Thu, 24 Jul 2003 03:29:14 -0800

Zachs Mind, i finally bow before thee.

By: soyjoy

soyjoy — Thu, 24 Jul 2003 07:03:49 -0800

Zachsmind - What! Don't tell me this is yet another hoax! From that same Too Much Joy song: I hate clowns almost as much as I hate mimes.

By: ZachsMind

ZachsMind — Thu, 24 Jul 2003 07:16:30 -0800

Frasermoo, I was wondering when you'd get around to bowing before me. And start callin' me "lordage" from now on too, while you're at it. And uh, prepare for my second coming and all that stuff. Amazing Race is actually the hoax. It's rather obvious that in reality, all those competitors are clowns.

By: COBRA!

COBRA! — Thu, 24 Jul 2003 07:37:07 -0800

I don't care. I still think the Clowns are going to beat the Virgin Couple and the Gay Marrieds on CBS' "The Amazing Race". It would only be right. Funny, that was the first thing I thought of when I saw this, too... as long as the Engaged Pair of Assholes doesn't win, I'm fine...