Hollywood is calling

August 14, 2003 12:02 PM

Hollywood Is Calling. What do b-list celebrities do when they aren't running for governor? They converse with you -- for a fee. Because those What's Happening? stories never get old, right?
posted by herc (13 comments total)

Because those What's Happening? stories never get old, right?

You Reckon?
posted by biffa at 12:08 PM on August 14, 2003

Redial!
posted by Frank Grimes at 12:10 PM on August 14, 2003

This is the way the world ends... not with a bang, but a phone call from Tony "Candyman" Todd.
posted by BirdD0g at 12:13 PM on August 14, 2003

Well played, biffa.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 12:14 PM on August 14, 2003

ooops. sorry.

Touche, biffa.

I checked the URL in the search. I promise.

(hangs head in shame...)
posted by herc at 12:26 PM on August 14, 2003

I can't believe anyone would seriously pay to have any of these people talk at them for 15 to 30 seconds. Rabid Trekkies might want to talk to John De Lancie or Tim Russ, but apart from that...
posted by Shoeburyness at 12:32 PM on August 14, 2003

I can salvage this thread by updating my Lou Farrigno story. He did indeed call and read my "answering machine" message as I had composed it. It took approximately two days from payment time for the call to be made to my work telephone voicemail. Lou did not sound enthused. As soon as the last word of the script left his mouth, he hung up. I thought he'd at least say something to the effect of "Keep on hulking" or "Hulk on, dude". Oh well, what do you expect for 20 bucks?
posted by sharksandwich at 12:37 PM on August 14, 2003

rerun
posted by shadow45 at 12:55 PM on August 14, 2003

Ok.


posted by KevinSkomsvold at 1:20 PM on August 14, 2003

Wait, I thought you said b-list. I'm pretty sure most of these individuals were dropped from all but the sarcastic-we're-making-fun-of-you-list long ago.
posted by jmgorman at 1:26 PM on August 14, 2003

I can talk to Q?

I'll get him to restore the power grid in the NE. . .
posted by Danf at 2:16 PM on August 14, 2003

These folks would kill to be considered "B" list.
"B" list is Meg Ryan or Nick Nolte.
These folks are more like "Z" list.
posted by Fofer at 4:28 PM on August 14, 2003

Truly the most pathetic thing I've read.

Ever.
posted by sic at 8:08 PM on August 14, 2003