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Victorian Sex Cry Generator - Touch my vitals quickly, lest I die!
August 17, 2003 8:42 AM   Subscribe

The Victorian Sex Cry Generator. Ultimately useless, but fun. Definitely not safe for work (which is why I posted it on Sunday!)
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posted by XQUZYPHYR at 9:04 AM on August 17, 2003


Holy crap.
Strike me sharply Emil, afore I think you effeminate!

What are the odds of the only one with a proper name in it is yours?
Despite the warning, I'm at work and couldn't resist...
Then immediately thought some cookies were being read.
posted by Busithoth at 9:20 AM on August 17, 2003


I am spending! I am spending! I spend! I die!

It's like it can read my thoughts.
posted by emelenjr at 9:56 AM on August 17, 2003


Boy, those Victorians really knew how to fake it.
posted by JanetLand at 10:37 AM on August 17, 2003


are these supposed to come from books or something? pity they dont have references.

p.s. dont you think that the woman on the far right in the "mary potters" ad has the most godawful tits?
posted by carfilhiot at 10:38 AM on August 17, 2003


definately a below 5 score on ratemyrack.com
posted by carfilhiot at 10:40 AM on August 17, 2003


Her nipples look like they're trying to poke fun at Asian people.
posted by MonkeyMeat at 10:47 AM on August 17, 2003


Ah! hurt me now, or I'll bite you!

Wicked pickup line.
posted by will at 11:55 AM on August 17, 2003


The powerful cunt! whose very name kindles in me an amorous flame!
posted by quonsar at 12:31 PM on August 17, 2003


Swallow it all and be glad, for a shilling I've paid and a shilling's worth I'll be having!

Those were the days.
posted by graventy at 12:35 PM on August 17, 2003


Fetch my corset and parasol, my love, for I wish to cause you sweet torment!
posted by orange swan at 3:13 PM on August 17, 2003


are these supposed to come from books or something? pity they dont have references.

I'm guessing that most of them came from the collected Pearl, an underground journal that was passed around during the era.

I distinctly remember I am spending! I am spending! I spend! I die! being in it...

Also, the British Library does have a massive collection of pornography from 1801-1914, which, theoretically, the people behind this site could have visited and written down the best lines, but that's just a little too much research for one website.

(I'd probably do it, though. If I could.)
posted by Katemonkey at 3:49 PM on August 17, 2003


So much for "think of England".
posted by tommasz at 5:36 PM on August 17, 2003


Your cunny has grasped me and milked me of my passions!

indeed. heh.
posted by erisfree at 5:56 PM on August 17, 2003


Oh, c'est fou! oh, oh!

Methinks this should be the new "pancakes".
posted by Ufez Jones at 8:29 PM on August 17, 2003


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