Comments on: Blushing bride goes ballistic

Blushing bride goes ballistic

MegoSteve — Tue, 19 Aug 2003 06:33:24 -0800

And you thought your wedding day was bad? Bridezilla strikes again, resulting the police being her wedding photographer, her wedding suite a cell, this hilarious news story (RealMedia), and soon-to-be national infamy.

By: CunningLinguist

CunningLinguist — Tue, 19 Aug 2003 06:41:41 -0800

That's now my new all time favorite mug shot. Though it may not be her first. (scroll to end)

By: JanetLand

JanetLand — Tue, 19 Aug 2003 06:47:54 -0800

I think you really need a tiara with that dress.

By: troutfishing

troutfishing — Tue, 19 Aug 2003 06:49:31 -0800

This spirited but clearly edgy woman has a bright future ahead of her as a paid TV commercial spokeswoman for her future medications of choice: Paxil, Xanax, and Valium. She could become rich...as long as she can chill during her court appearance. Punching or biting the judge just would not do.

By: pomegranate

pomegranate — Tue, 19 Aug 2003 06:53:09 -0800

Nice tats.

By: putzface_dickman

putzface_dickman — Tue, 19 Aug 2003 06:54:04 -0800

God, I hope her videographer is a mefite. Film at eleven!

By: jon_kill

jon_kill — Tue, 19 Aug 2003 07:01:49 -0800

I went to a wedding on the weekend where my girlfriend and I got drunk and passed out on the altar. Her parents were pissed. Does that count?

By: Trik

Trik — Tue, 19 Aug 2003 07:04:06 -0800

You can take the trash out of the trailer park,
but you can't take the trailer park out of the trash.

By: KnitWit

KnitWit — Tue, 19 Aug 2003 07:05:43 -0800

But... but... She doesn't LOOK like someone who'd get into mischief!

By: konolia

konolia — Tue, 19 Aug 2003 07:11:38 -0800

Where were her parents in all this?

By: PinkStainlessTail

PinkStainlessTail — Tue, 19 Aug 2003 07:18:10 -0800

Oh what a magical beautiful day. Someone get me a hanky. Konolia- 5 bucks and a coupon good at "Stereotypes'R'US" says this young lady has never met her dad, or at least doesn't see him on anything resembling a regular basis. I'd lay odds that ma ain't much of a treasure neither.

By: languagehat

languagehat — Tue, 19 Aug 2003 07:19:22 -0800

Adrienne T. Hoyesen/Samen, 18, of 4 Oak St., was charged with third-degree forgery and third-degree forgery. Isn't that double jeopardy?

By: CunningLinguist

CunningLinguist — Tue, 19 Aug 2003 07:22:06 -0800

Probably a typo. Otherwise, it would say two counts of forgery.

By: vito90

vito90 — Tue, 19 Aug 2003 07:28:06 -0800

She looks like she puts out, with authority.

By: orange swan

orange swan — Tue, 19 Aug 2003 07:34:40 -0800

What's that thing on her chest? A tattoo (to go with the one on her arm) or a bruise or something?

By: johnnyboy

johnnyboy — Tue, 19 Aug 2003 07:38:56 -0800

classy girl by all accounts.

By: konolia

konolia — Tue, 19 Aug 2003 07:44:09 -0800

She was described as having a tattoo on her chest and arm. Can't wait till this hits Smoking Gun, and you KNOW it will.

By: stonerose

stonerose — Tue, 19 Aug 2003 07:49:46 -0800

What's that thing on her chest? A tattoo (to go with the one on her arm) or a bruise or something? Borg implant site. Definitely.

By: orange swan

orange swan — Tue, 19 Aug 2003 07:59:33 -0800

It looks red and lips-shaped.

By: dabitch

dabitch — Tue, 19 Aug 2003 08:14:45 -0800

does that realmedia file actually work or has my computer just gone mad?

By: Fat Elvis

Fat Elvis — Tue, 19 Aug 2003 08:16:47 -0800

Wowzers - I guess it's all about balance. We were married over the weekend as well, on Sautrday, and it went perfectly. If the cosmos needs to be balanced then her wedding cancelled out our wedding, leaving everything in check.

By: orange swan

orange swan — Tue, 19 Aug 2003 08:41:26 -0800

Congrats, Fat Elvis! Look, he goes on MetaFilter on his honeymoon. MetaFilter is truly more addictive than crack.

By: Turd Ferguson

Turd Ferguson — Tue, 19 Aug 2003 08:42:08 -0800

I grew up in South Windsor and have eaten at the Mill on the River many times. That is all.

By: PrinceValium

PrinceValium — Tue, 19 Aug 2003 08:53:27 -0800

5-foot-1, 87-pound woman Yikes. Seems like this bride's got some other problems as well.

By: HTuttle

HTuttle — Tue, 19 Aug 2003 09:06:57 -0800

So which one's likely better in bed? This one or the up for auction young mom in Mass?

By: m@

m@ — Tue, 19 Aug 2003 09:09:32 -0800

As Konolia predicted, TSG is on the scene (with a much better mug shot) and !gasp! she was drunk at the time, whodathunkit.

By: bradth27

bradth27 — Tue, 19 Aug 2003 09:16:09 -0800

So which one's likely better in bed? This one or the up for auction young mom in Mass? Well, both girls are probably a bit off - One goes wacko at her wedding for no good reason, and the other allows herself to be auctioned off by her mom so some stranger can have sex with her in a jacuzzi. So, speaking from personal experience with crazy lunatics - both would be equally terrific.

By: dabitch

dabitch — Tue, 19 Aug 2003 09:59:10 -0800

tried two computers now. does that realaudio file work?

By: bradth27

bradth27 — Tue, 19 Aug 2003 10:14:32 -0800

tried two computers now. does that realaudio file work? worked for me.

By: quonsar

quonsar — Tue, 19 Aug 2003 10:55:00 -0800

i found it helps if you jump spread-eagle onto the front of realplayer and bust a vase of flowers on its control panel.

By: Joey Michaels

Joey Michaels — Tue, 19 Aug 2003 11:11:06 -0800

The Mill might be looking at some liquor license issues... the bride was 18 and I'm guessing some of the folks in her party were underage as well. Remember kids, if you're drunk, it is ok to ask a designated sober friend to straddle the hood of your new husband's car for you.

By: elwoodwiles

elwoodwiles — Tue, 19 Aug 2003 12:48:53 -0800

The realaudio didn't work for me. That is all.

By: digaman

digaman — Tue, 19 Aug 2003 13:01:17 -0800

I suppose this particular marriage is not the best example of the sort of institution that Bush wants to protect the sanctity of by keeping gay people away from the altar.

By: mosch

mosch — Tue, 19 Aug 2003 13:23:56 -0800

Nobody's going to yank a liquor license because the bride got drunk at the wedding, let's be realistic. I don't honestly know that I've ever been to a wedding that had underage guests, and no underage drinking. At the very least, the teenagers are going to end up with some wine and champagne.

By: DBAPaul

DBAPaul — Tue, 19 Aug 2003 14:21:22 -0800

mosch: "I don't honestly know that I've ever been to a wedding that had underage guests, and no underage drinking." I don't doubt it, but that's no legal argument.

By: clevershark

clevershark — Tue, 19 Aug 2003 15:15:23 -0800

Nobody's going to yank a liquor license because the bride got drunk at the wedding If John Ashcroft gets wind of this, that might change... then bars will be known as places of "alco-terrorism"!

By: dabitch

dabitch — Tue, 19 Aug 2003 15:36:04 -0800

i'm running out of vases to bust onto the control panel. stupid broken realfile.

By: dg

dg — Tue, 19 Aug 2003 15:53:04 -0800

Does that count? Only if it was your wedding.

By: Joey Michaels

Joey Michaels — Tue, 19 Aug 2003 16:06:24 -0800

Yeah, but most wedding where underage drinking occurs don't make state and national news...