who to kill?

August 19, 2003 10:01 PM

who to kill?
jimmy carter or donald rumsfeld?
michael flatley, or downtown julie brown?
hello kitty or bug-eyed earl?
they line up, you decide.
posted by quonsar (52 comments total)

Wow - L. Ron Hubbard or OJ.
Just when I thought it was too easy.
posted by 2sheets at 10:09 PM on August 19, 2003

John Tesh or J. S. Bach?

Die Tesh Die!!!!

Thank you for pointing out this extremely important public service site, quonsar.
posted by Dunvegan at 10:28 PM on August 19, 2003

This is great. It reminds me of marry/fuck/kill, a game we play sometimes where you name three (reasonably similar) people and pick one for each category in the title. Fun to play using groups of people you know, too.
posted by nath at 10:42 PM on August 19, 2003

Jeff Spicoli or Space Ghost? That's not fair.

And I just got Billy Blanks vs. John Belushi. I mean... that's easy, but for one of the wrong reasons.
posted by nath at 10:47 PM on August 19, 2003

Snidely Whiplash or Hillary Rosen. Heh.

Also, it's a total massacre for the corporate icons out there.
posted by furiousthought at 10:53 PM on August 19, 2003

Tom Selleck VS Serpentor?

Dear Lord I'm Pushing Towards Sparing Serpentor But...

How Can I Kill T.C.'s Partner? Have You Ever Seen Higgens Cry It's Not A Pretty Site...

In Other News...

Joe Millionaire VS Jared!!!
posted by Dreamghost at 10:59 PM on August 19, 2003

John De Lancie or the Aflac Duck?
posted by WolfDaddy at 11:00 PM on August 19, 2003

Mao Zedong vs. Cat Love

Seriously. What the fuck.
posted by Stan Chin at 11:06 PM on August 19, 2003

I'd prefer not to have the Secret Service show up at my house, thank you.
posted by McBain at 11:13 PM on August 19, 2003

Can't I just kill them all?
posted by dg at 11:16 PM on August 19, 2003

This is reminiscent of the ever-fabulous Tournament of Stuff...except with more of the killing.
posted by fatbobsmith at 11:19 PM on August 19, 2003

Can't we just make them all watch the new Kevin Costner movie?
posted by dong_resin at 11:21 PM on August 19, 2003

Albert Einstein
Generic Celebrity

Say what? Do they just not have a category for Scientists or was the submitter lazy?
posted by George_Spiggott at 11:41 PM on August 19, 2003

Cher Vs Bob Barker?
I was lead to believe that neither of these two could be killed by conventional means.
posted by X-00 at 12:02 AM on August 20, 2003

They asked me to choose between the Dali Lama and the Fonz, and I just broke down crying.
posted by themadjuggler at 12:04 AM on August 20, 2003

Bob Marley or Homer Simpson?
posted by Witty at 12:57 AM on August 20, 2003

Hmm... this the first time I've ever seen Tootie in print - the character from The Facts of Life. For some reason, for the last 20 years or so, I've always pictured it spelled Tudy. spared
posted by Witty at 1:29 AM on August 20, 2003

If you don't feel like killing them you can just click on the title banner and it will load two new people.
posted by Iax at 1:32 AM on August 20, 2003

This reminds me of a joke, which is rather old but still quite funny.

What do you do if you are in a room with hitler, stalin and jamie oliver (English chef, very annoying) with a gun that has only two bullets.

Shoot jamie oliver twice.
posted by johnnyboy at 1:49 AM on August 20, 2003

Bozo the Clown or Bob Marley?

That, my dear, is fucked up.
posted by dash_slot- at 1:54 AM on August 20, 2003

catlove. ... thats really off the deep end. two gold stars for the find.
posted by specialk420 at 2:04 AM on August 20, 2003

It reminds me of whatsbetter.com which has lots of similarly weird parings... but not as much death.
posted by Spacelegoman at 2:27 AM on August 20, 2003

Also very satisfying is whowouldyoukill which allows you to detail how you would like to see a person die.
It deals with TV programmes (programs(shows)) for all you yankees
posted by kenaman at 2:37 AM on August 20, 2003

OOH OOH OOH, I want a WEBLOG version! It could be like BlogShares, god I'm so excited.
posted by wackybrit at 3:19 AM on August 20, 2003

Stats for ya.

Most Hated

Most Woved
posted by Frasermoo at 3:22 AM on August 20, 2003

Cher Vs Bob Barker?
I was lead to believe that neither of these two could be killed by conventional means.

I can think of some pretty unconventional means if that helps.
posted by walrus at 3:32 AM on August 20, 2003

Poor Anna Nicole Smith; hated more than the Windows blue Screen of Death.
posted by taz at 3:35 AM on August 20, 2003

"Mr. Rodgers vs. a Floppy-Eared Dog."

That's just wrong.
posted by XQUZYPHYR at 4:36 AM on August 20, 2003

Poor Anna Nicole Smith; hated more than the Windows blue Screen of Death

One can eventually justify the existence of the BSoD. And props to the photographer who took the Anna Nicole portrait .... he captured the essence of retarded cow perfectly
posted by ElvisJesus at 4:41 AM on August 20, 2003

fabio the 21st most hated person? grooverider had better be more careful about choosing his friends in future. tsk.
posted by nylon at 5:17 AM on August 20, 2003

Christopher Lowell is a tad low on that hate list for me.
At least Hitler could paint.
posted by dong_resin at 5:24 AM on August 20, 2003

Dr Who vs. Calvin & Hobbes

Now that's what I call a tough choice....

nylon: heh!
posted by davehat at 5:25 AM on August 20, 2003

What do Emilio Esteves and Debbie Does Dallas have in common? They both are spared more often than executed. Innnnnteresting.

Ghandi or the Rocketeer? Jewel or James Brown? I have been paralyzed by indecision - send help.
posted by ashbury at 5:33 AM on August 20, 2003

The Alien vs. Donald Rumsfeld!

Hell, I killed Rummy, he's not a fictional threat.
posted by nofundy at 5:37 AM on August 20, 2003

Should that be "Whom to kill"?
posted by JanetLand at 5:39 AM on August 20, 2003

Micheal Bolton or Mariah Carey

Oh, agony of indecision.

I did discover that I'd kill anyone before I'd kill a Muppet or Scooby Doo.
posted by orange swan at 6:12 AM on August 20, 2003

I can't believe that so many people have spared Sharon Stone.

I got Hemingway vs. Tesla....I wept at the decision until I realized that they were both dead, so I was happy because now I didn't have to choose and then I realized that they were dead and cried again.
posted by Dagobert at 6:22 AM on August 20, 2003

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers vs. Wayne Brady? Damn. DIE WAYNE DIE!!!!!

Oddly Wayne Brady has been spared more than he's been killed. This website just lost it's coolness.
posted by Ufez Jones at 6:48 AM on August 20, 2003

American Idol Hosts

Killed 1780 times (82%)
Spared 378 times (18%)
posted by the fire you left me at 7:01 AM on August 20, 2003

Bill Gates or Aunt Jemima?

I need help here.
posted by Danf at 7:59 AM on August 20, 2003

Pat Robertson or Zamfir.

Never in my life would I have imagined not voting to kill Zamfir.
posted by dnash at 8:06 AM on August 20, 2003

BOTH! Why isn't there a both button? In fact, I could save even more time with a "kill 'em all" button so that I could just do the whole damn website in one go.
posted by walrus at 8:40 AM on August 20, 2003

Whoops.

Apparently a shitload of people are now coming to this site and my bosses aren't too happy over the insane amount of traffic flooding our network.

I guess walrus found the button.
posted by xiffix at 9:04 AM on August 20, 2003

Oh my goodness:

Dave Winer or Ted Rall?

Hmm.
posted by drinkcoffee at 9:50 AM on August 20, 2003

BOTH! Why isn't there a both button? In fact, I could save even more time with a "kill 'em all" button so that I could just do the whole damn website in one go.

Donald Rumsfeld - MeFite
posted by ElvisJesus at 10:02 AM on August 20, 2003

Password! Forgodsake somebody post a password!
posted by sj at 11:50 AM on August 20, 2003

They locked our asses out, yo!
posted by elwoodwiles at 12:09 PM on August 20, 2003

It would be a lot more fun if I could actually participate...
posted by clevershark at 12:11 PM on August 20, 2003

Joe Millionaire VS Jared!!!

This is one of those mysteries which will keep us deadlocked in debate for eons.
posted by insomnyuk at 1:21 PM on August 20, 2003

apparently, i killed it by posting to mefi. thisafternoon they had it down totally, with a note about an angry boss. now, it appears they are allowing only prexisting members in and offering no new signups. gah!
posted by quonsar at 2:35 PM on August 20, 2003

Okay, which site will we kill tomorrow?
posted by JanetLand at 5:29 PM on August 20, 2003

Okay, which site will we kill tomorrow?

Suggests an interesting variation -- Drudge vs. Aint It Cool News, for example...
posted by BT at 7:10 PM on August 20, 2003