Theeeeeeeo! You got to stop using the zipangededly googly JELL-O mold with the meat! And stop hanging out with the Cockroach!

August 25, 2003 9:45 AM

It's Lunchtime. You know what that means: Meat. Mmmmmm... I'm salivating like Pavlov's dog just looking at it! What's that? You're in the mood for poultry? So tasty. Bill Cosby from Leonard Part 6 would be proud! (Whoever else has seen that movie gets a free Hat of Meat. I vaguely remember it, but suffice it to say they don't make enough movies where the hero wields raw meat as a weapon against has-been disco queens and her army of gay bodybuilding henchmen.)
posted by Stan Chin (18 comments total)

Three for three. I hope this posting marathon never ends, dammit! The poultry one is a little disturbing.
posted by jonson at 9:53 AM on August 25, 2003

the hero wields raw meat as a weapon against has-been disco queens and her army of gay bodybuilding henchmen

This sounds like an obscure but important scenario from nethack.

(I did see Leonard Part 6. What a film.)
posted by weston at 10:02 AM on August 25, 2003

What's Not To Love About A Good Hatchet Job? Wait ... wrong thread.
posted by wobh at 10:03 AM on August 25, 2003

Mmmm...meat.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 10:03 AM on August 25, 2003

I still have a mini camera "Leonard 6" tie in.

I rule.
posted by Quartermass at 10:04 AM on August 25, 2003

You people crashed the meat link! Bad! Bad!
posted by Stan Chin at 10:04 AM on August 25, 2003

Leonard Part 6 -- that's the one with the pudding monsters, right?
posted by me3dia at 10:09 AM on August 25, 2003

Click on picture to enlarge

Pardon me if I don't...
posted by squirrel at 10:13 AM on August 25, 2003

MeatFilter.
posted by zsazsa at 10:18 AM on August 25, 2003

Looking at IMDB, I am floored by the career arc of Gloria Foster (a.k.a. : Medusa in Leonard Part 6, and ...The Oracle of the Matrix.)

That's got to suck. First your acting career is killed by Cosby and Beef Patties, and then you die making the movies that saved it.
posted by Stan Chin at 10:26 AM on August 25, 2003

And now, for the Invader Zim fans in the audience...the horrible, horrible meat.

Seriously, considering I've killed and skinned my own meals infrequently, who gives a crap about this pretentious, pseudo-shocking anti-meat crud? "Ooohhh, corpses made from bird parts!" Please.
posted by FormlessOne at 10:26 AM on August 25, 2003

I saw it. My hat size is 7 1/4.
posted by TeamBilly at 11:31 AM on August 25, 2003

This guy was a Big Mac virgin.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 11:35 AM on August 25, 2003

Stan, you you you Anti-Meatist!

I'll eat almost anything I can cram down my gullet....(in moderation, of course)....That being said, I think commercial meat's gross. Mmmmmm growth hormones Mmmmmm antibiotics Mmmmmm fecal matter, conform bacteria (cook well, please).....

I wonder if the meat shake shack would give you one on the house if you walked in wearing a meat suit and meat hat?

The &quoit;chicken-corpses" are as brilliant as the idea of using them as some form of protest is demented. I wouldn't mind owning one, though, for the occasional lighthearted practical joke......Hmmmm - Decay would be a problem. Maybe I could encapsulate the chicken by spraying it with polyurethane?
posted by troutfishing at 1:03 PM on August 25, 2003

Oops - I meant Coliform bacteria
posted by troutfishing at 1:06 PM on August 25, 2003

If God didn't intend us to eat animals he would not have made them out of meat.
posted by spazzm at 5:36 PM on August 25, 2003

"They're made out of meat."
posted by wobh at 9:32 PM on August 25, 2003

Someone had a little too much free time and damned if they didn't make the most of it.

I particularly liked the meat car and meat gun! And yeah, I'm hungry now too.
posted by fenriq at 11:06 AM on August 26, 2003