The Pure Products of America

August 25, 2003 9:38 PM

Why waste your time with "celebrity" candidateswhen there are handsome devils like this to build a senseless media fetish around? Snicker at porn stars if you will, but I shall take the time to appreciate the man who tells us about his love for Sheena Easton and his goals as an artist.
posted by BT (12 comments total)

I love traveling in politically unstable countries;

That explains his ending up in California!
posted by clevershark at 10:30 PM on August 25, 2003

Ummmm, yeah...
posted by Samizdata at 10:49 PM on August 25, 2003

Yeah, he's a honey...
posted by troybob at 11:02 PM on August 25, 2003

...but don't let that make you forget to sign his petition to recall Arnold...
posted by troybob at 11:03 PM on August 25, 2003

At the age of 24, Trek realized his life-long dream: owning his own business selling buttons.

*walks away shaking head at the standard of American political aspirants*
posted by dg at 11:50 PM on August 25, 2003

I also sleep with socks on my hands! W00t! This guy's got my vote!
posted by Spiny Delicacy at 11:55 PM on August 25, 2003

My favorite line:
"He lives modestly on the beach in Venice."

That explains the website and the glossy pictures.
posted by jpburns at 4:44 AM on August 26, 2003

"I eat only tacos and steak. I drink only water, salsa, and Cran-grape juice."

Now there's a candidate I can get behind!
posted by MrMoonPie at 7:09 AM on August 26, 2003

The flying taco animation did it for me.
posted by O9scar at 7:46 AM on August 26, 2003

I also spend a lot of time reading in the bathroom.

Perhaps this is just a bit too much information to share with your constituents.
posted by aine42 at 9:27 AM on August 26, 2003

Early in his get to know him section, he states that "I drink only water, salsa, and Cran-grape juice." But later on, he says that "I don’t like meaningless conversations unless, of course, I’ve been drinking whisky (preferably, Jamison on the rocks)."

Wait a second here. Didn't he say he only drank water, salsa and Cran-grape juice? I didn't see Jamison in that list. Hmmm, he is starting to sound like a politician already. :)
posted by crystalblue at 9:55 AM on August 26, 2003

Perhaps this is just a bit too much information to share with your constituents.

Seemed pretty obvious since he only drinks water, salsa, and Cran-grape juice.
posted by fishbulb at 2:38 PM on August 26, 2003