Comments on: The Pure Products of America

The Pure Products of America

BT — Mon, 25 Aug 2003 21:38:55 -0800

Why waste your time with "celebrity" candidates when there are handsome devils like this to build a senseless media fetish around? Snicker at porn stars if you will, but I shall take the time to appreciate the man who tells us about his love for Sheena Easton and his goals as an artist.

By: clevershark

clevershark — Mon, 25 Aug 2003 22:30:28 -0800

I love traveling in politically unstable countries; That explains his ending up in California!

By: Samizdata

Samizdata — Mon, 25 Aug 2003 22:49:19 -0800

Ummmm, yeah...

By: troybob

troybob — Mon, 25 Aug 2003 23:02:13 -0800

Yeah, he's a honey...

By: troybob

troybob — Mon, 25 Aug 2003 23:03:26 -0800

...but don't let that make you forget to sign his petition to recall Arnold...

By: dg

dg — Mon, 25 Aug 2003 23:50:40 -0800

At the age of 24, Trek realized his life-long dream: owning his own business selling buttons.

*walks away shaking head at the standard of American political aspirants*

By: Spiny Delicacy

Spiny Delicacy — Mon, 25 Aug 2003 23:55:28 -0800

I also sleep with socks on my hands! W00t! This guy's got my vote!

By: jpburns

jpburns — Tue, 26 Aug 2003 04:44:13 -0800

My favorite line: "He lives modestly on the beach in Venice." That explains the website and the glossy pictures.

By: MrMoonPie

MrMoonPie — Tue, 26 Aug 2003 07:09:16 -0800

"I eat only tacos and steak. I drink only water, salsa, and Cran-grape juice." Now there's a candidate I can get behind!

By: O9scar

O9scar — Tue, 26 Aug 2003 07:46:26 -0800

The flying taco animation did it for me.

By: aine42

aine42 — Tue, 26 Aug 2003 09:27:38 -0800

I also spend a lot of time reading in the bathroom. Perhaps this is just a bit too much information to share with your constituents.

By: crystalblue

crystalblue — Tue, 26 Aug 2003 09:55:39 -0800

Early in his get to know him section, he states that "I drink only water, salsa, and Cran-grape juice." But later on, he says that "I don't like meaningless conversations unless, of course, I've been drinking whisky (preferably, Jamison on the rocks)." Wait a second here. Didn't he say he only drank water, salsa and Cran-grape juice? I didn't see Jamison in that list. Hmmm, he is starting to sound like a politician already. :)

By: fishbulb

fishbulb — Tue, 26 Aug 2003 14:38:47 -0800

Perhaps this is just a bit too much information to share with your constituents. Seemed pretty obvious since he only drinks water, salsa, and Cran-grape juice.