Comments on: There goes my entire posting wad.

There goes my entire posting wad.

Stan Chin — Tue, 02 Sep 2003 23:32:33 -0800

What would you do? Well... that's certainly an option I suppose. There's plenty of other useful tips for the cunning do-it-yourselfer at Homemade Sex Toys. I assume it would be a smart idea to have some Boy Butter on hand before you try the one with the PVC Pipe. It's all possibly easier than the real thing, which seems unecessarily loud and complicated. All Links NSFW

By: Stan Chin

Stan Chin — Tue, 02 Sep 2003 23:35:14 -0800

Links via M&C, Geisha Asobi, Stan Chin Dot Com, Sensible Erection, Linkswarm, Attu Sees All, possibly Blort I don't remember, and a whole lot of other places.

By: jonson

jonson — Tue, 02 Sep 2003 23:45:17 -0800

You can find links at Stan Chin Dot Com? All I ever see there is "coming soon" etc.

By: rswst8

rswst8 — Wed, 03 Sep 2003 00:04:14 -0800

oh, no, no, not the bubble wrap! nooooooo!

By: homunculus

homunculus — Wed, 03 Sep 2003 00:05:51 -0800

Melon Baller can also be a team sport.

By: wfrgms

wfrgms — Wed, 03 Sep 2003 01:42:58 -0800

Not to soil the show by association with this thread - but This American Life recently did a show about real world MacGyver's. It's good listening and very safe for work (unless you're caught goofing off!) Real Media Audio link.

By: asok

asok — Wed, 03 Sep 2003 05:33:43 -0800

It's all good. Except when used 'for the wrong reasons', then the terrorists have won. Is the guy in the illustrations at homemade sex toys one of our own? A wordplay on a screen-name, not an assertion about the sexual passtimes of JollyWanker, just to clear that up in advance.

By: XQUZYPHYR

XQUZYPHYR — Wed, 03 Sep 2003 05:48:38 -0800

Interesting, but the whole "MacGyver" element sort of fades away when you realize that every one of them sort of follow the same assembly rules: 1. Find some stuff. 2. Make a hole. 3. Fuck it. Eliminate Step 3 and you've basically mastered high school bong-making 101, too.

By: dejah420

dejah420 — Wed, 03 Sep 2003 07:20:49 -0800

Eliminate Step 3 and you've basically mastered high school bong-making 101, too I used to have a friend who could make a bong out of anything...I mean, anything. Made a bong out of bunkbeds (tubular kind), made a bong out of a walking stick...and the all time kicker, made a bong out of my sister's Volvo. He was killed by a drunk driver, and at his funeral, the minister...who didn't know him at all...was blathering on and at one point, she rested her hand on the coffin and said "If X were here right now, I'm sure he'd say..." and she paused. During the pause, you could hear about a hundred people whisper "I can make a bong out of that!"

By: widdershins

widdershins — Wed, 03 Sep 2003 08:15:44 -0800

Ah, the time-tested blanket pull. Discovered that one when I was about 8, and it still serves me well. Good times.

By: carfilhiot

carfilhiot — Wed, 03 Sep 2003 09:21:57 -0800

goes it a bit downhill after the melon baller. A much better solution is just to get a Real Doll

By: DenOfSizer

DenOfSizer — Wed, 03 Sep 2003 10:10:36 -0800

An edible, combination bong-fuckee hole with a dildo attached. Now that I'd buy.

By: Stan Chin

Stan Chin — Wed, 03 Sep 2003 11:01:03 -0800

By: stonerose

stonerose — Wed, 03 Sep 2003 11:18:10 -0800

Huh. I thought Boy Butter was the consequence of lube, not the lube itself.

By: homunculus

homunculus — Wed, 03 Sep 2003 12:31:17 -0800

stonerose, I think you have it confused with santorum, which, as far as I know, is not available as a commercial product.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Wed, 03 Sep 2003 13:44:42 -0800

1. Find some stuff. 2. Make a hole. 3. Fuck it. That describes most of my sexual history.