NEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDSSS!!!!!!

September 4, 2003 12:02 AM

Nerd Gym (43 pages o' flash) is about 80% hackneyed obvious jokes, but there's some gems here and there. Which is dissapointing, because I don't get enough of the "Cleaning the Spitten Coffee off of the Monitor" workout. It also has very little to do with driving a tricycle drunk or throwing a javelin limpwristed against the Alpha Betas.
posted by Stan Chin (7 comments total)

"Leaning the wrist against the desk edge leads to friction, gradually wearing through the skind causing excessive bleeding and hand ampuation."

Sorry motherfuckers, but I got one of these.
posted by Keyser Soze at 3:56 AM on September 4, 2003

Nerd gym? You can imagine my disappointment when this wasn't a press release for a gym where I could work out without getting beat up. Now on to those Body Count mp3s...
posted by VulcanMike at 6:23 AM on September 4, 2003

boo.
posted by mmcg at 9:39 AM on September 4, 2003

Huh? How come Keyser Soze got away with putting that word in bold? Shouldn't he have been punished in some way? What? There were some extra comments here? I'm so confused.
posted by soyjoy at 9:43 AM on September 4, 2003

well theres like 11 clients connected to a broadband connection, so I feel I paid my debt to society. (I cussed, and as punishment made my ftp public, and the comments were dropped for the purpose of decency.) Last connectiuons in 24 hours: 1224 Downloaded Data this session: 624Mb.
posted by Keyser Soze at 10:40 AM on September 4, 2003

T-shirt slogan suggestion:

'I visited Keyzer Soze's ftp and all I got was this lousy Depeche Mode single'

. . . and, unfortunately, some pretty raw donkey porn.
posted by dgaicun at 12:01 PM on September 4, 2003

Haha, I guess you could say thats your punishment!
posted by Keyser Soze at 12:05 PM on September 4, 2003