Secret Stuff

September 5, 2003 6:48 PM

Once you have your secret name, we'll teach you the secret handshake and then you can be part of the cabal.
posted by mr_crash_davis (55 comments total)

I am Poopsie Lizardfanny.

God help us all if the Lizardfannies do in fact have a cabal.
posted by Salmonberry at 6:53 PM on September 5, 2003

I am not Poopsie Bubblebuns. This is not my post.
posted by Lafe at 6:55 PM on September 5, 2003

Doofus Hamstertush, here.
posted by Ignatius J. Reilly at 6:56 PM on September 5, 2003

Professor Poopypants has a doctorate in Incorrect Apostrophe Use.

--Falafel Pizzachunks
posted by tss at 6:58 PM on September 5, 2003

Pinky Gizzardnose...word!
posted by mattr at 7:03 PM on September 5, 2003

This is a lot like becoming Mormon.
I'm Stinky Chucklenose.
posted by LittleMissCranky at 7:12 PM on September 5, 2003

I am Lumpy Toiletbrain, and my domestic partnet - despite being male - is Gidget Liversniffer.

And LittleMissCranky, when do I get my funny Mormon underwear in the mail?
posted by stonerose at 7:13 PM on September 5, 2003

When you're ready to do your damn two years knocking doors telling people about it, when you're ready to wait until you're married, lay off the booze, when you're ready to spend several nights a month visiting widows, volunteering at the local shelter, sitting through three hours of church each week, actually read the Bible AND the extra books we've got, and still feel some charity towards people who seem to do nothing but mock what they don't understand.

Whoops. Did I say that out loud?
posted by namespan at 7:20 PM on September 5, 2003

Stinky Pizzachunks.

(This has triggered some hideous memories)
posted by anathema at 7:25 PM on September 5, 2003

But are you a turtle?
posted by Cerebus at 7:28 PM on September 5, 2003

I meant to say: Zippy Rhinofan
posted by namespan at 7:30 PM on September 5, 2003

Poopsie Banana Brains, here.

Oddly, that sounds just about right.
posted by jonmc at 7:30 PM on September 5, 2003

Crusty Burgersniffer.

and yes, i love crusty's burgers
posted by poopy at 7:32 PM on September 5, 2003

when you're ready to wait until you're married

Uh, I'm in Toronto. Does the gay marriage count?

--Lumpy Toiletbrain
posted by stonerose at 7:34 PM on September 5, 2003

Gidget Bubblesniffer here, hand shake memorized...still, despite all evidence, believe that there is a cabal. There is! (I also believe there are Mormons...there are! And I like them. I do!)
posted by dejah420 at 7:45 PM on September 5, 2003

I'm Stinky Chucklenose

No. I'm Stinky Chucklenose. And I'm wildly in love with Poopsie Pizzahiney.

Clearly, LittleMissCranky and I have the same initials.
posted by anastasiav at 7:47 PM on September 5, 2003

Zippy Liverfanny, here.
posted by eilatan at 7:48 PM on September 5, 2003

I am Stinky Liverbrains!
posted by aclevername at 7:49 PM on September 5, 2003

This is the best thread ever.
posted by Yelling At Nothing at 7:54 PM on September 5, 2003

Crusty Pottychunks here

and ewww
posted by amberglow at 7:55 PM on September 5, 2003

I'm still Gargamel.
posted by yhbc at 7:59 PM on September 5, 2003

creamy undertones....

So I'm kidding.
posted by clavdivs at 8:03 PM on September 5, 2003

Secret handshake step #3:

Dislocate the knuckles in your index finger and and twist your now dangling finger-flesh with that of the shakee.
posted by 4easypayments at 8:07 PM on September 5, 2003

I wouldn't be a member of any club that would have me for a member.

Except this one.

--Snotty Monkeychunks
posted by Inkslinger at 8:19 PM on September 5, 2003

Goober Diaperfanny

I swore a year ago I wouldn't bother finding my Ya Ya Sisterhood or Gangster or Pagan Woo name.....but here I am.
posted by Oriole Adams at 8:31 PM on September 5, 2003

Crusty Toiletpants.

So I have a bladder control problem. Lots of people do. Back off.
posted by WolfDaddy at 8:42 PM on September 5, 2003

Snotty Wafflechunks.

Mmmmm...wafflechunks...
posted by lobakgo at 9:05 PM on September 5, 2003

Lumpy Gerbilfanny.

Now, that is SO damn sexist. If I were female, I would be willing to bet that would have came out PrettyPlus GerbilFanny.

But, NNNOOOO, since I'm a guy, I have to stand around in my Husky jeans and have Grandma tell me I'm just big boned.
posted by bradth27 at 9:09 PM on September 5, 2003

my handle's Gidget Gizzardbutt
OVER
posted by daver at 9:15 PM on September 5, 2003

I'm Pinky Pottylips? But, I don't want my lips anywhere near the potty!
posted by MsVader at 9:49 PM on September 5, 2003

What are you all talking about?

Didn't you read?
There IS NO Cabal!!!

ya loonies..
posted by a_green_man at 9:49 PM on September 5, 2003

Stinky Burgerbrains

Does that mean if zombies attack they won't get me because instead of brains my head is filled with smelly ground beef?
posted by Space Coyote at 10:07 PM on September 5, 2003

Sniffy Asschunks
posted by CrazyJub at 10:08 PM on September 5, 2003

Poopsie Diaperchunks

That's just wrong.
posted by jaut at 10:19 PM on September 5, 2003

Fluffy Cootiebrain.

Hell yeah!
posted by gai at 10:32 PM on September 5, 2003

Booger Pizza Buns here. My mom says her name is cooler... Fluffy Pizzashorts. Yep, it's cooler alright.
posted by Lynsey at 11:02 PM on September 5, 2003

Oprah Chucklebuns.

Honest.

Oprah Chucklebuns.

On my next show, when good name generators go bad, and the internet users that love them.
posted by wendell at 11:24 PM on September 5, 2003

Fluffy Pizzashorts.

Honest... that's mozarella on my pants.
posted by Blue Stone at 2:57 AM on September 6, 2003

Howdy from Falafel Monkeychunks... may I have some tahini with my chunk[s]?
posted by moonbird at 4:46 AM on September 6, 2003

Lumpy Gizzardtush.

Why didn't I use that as my MeFi user name? Why, why, why, why...

It seems so obvious now.
posted by orange swan at 6:54 AM on September 6, 2003

Poopsie Toiletfanny.

I much prefer my porn name, Patrick McClain.

(porn name = middle name + street you grew up on, btw...)
posted by jpburns at 7:55 AM on September 6, 2003

flunky burgersniffer reporting for duty
posted by katy_ at 8:34 AM on September 6, 2003

jpburns - Heh... that makes me John Long. Somehow, I doubt that;s original in the field of pornography. ;)

Still, could be worse. years further back and it could have been John Acorn...
posted by twine42 at 1:39 PM on September 6, 2003

Poopsie Hamsterbutt?! Does my bum look big in this plastic ball?
I like the name-game that's doing the rounds at the moment - your blues musician name. Take a disability, a fruit and a president. Deaf Pomegranate Garfield anyone?
posted by tabbycat at 3:59 PM on September 6, 2003

On the next Oprah Chucklebuns...

Porn Star Lee Saticoy and Blues Legend Mute Kiwi Roosevelt discuss anonymity on the web...
posted by wendell at 5:25 PM on September 6, 2003

Slimy Bananasniffer.
posted by quonsar at 7:26 PM on September 6, 2003

Slimy Bananasniffer

As they say, a stopped clock is correct twice a day (and as I say, a clock running backwards four times).

On the next Oprah Chucklebuns...
posted by wendell at 1:47 AM on September 7, 2003

I heard one's porn star name = the name of the street on which one lives + one's mother's maiden name.

Martha Hardman here, reporting for duty.
posted by orange swan at 6:36 AM on September 7, 2003

Sorry, just realized the whole name of my street is much funnier. That should have read:

Martha Eaton Hardman
posted by orange swan at 6:37 AM on September 7, 2003

But if you use your mother's maiden name, can't just anybody get your passwords to all the websites?
posted by wendell at 5:34 PM on September 7, 2003

I heard one's porn star name = the name of the street on which one lives + one's mother's maiden name.

There's a drag name thing that uses your first pet's name and your mother's maiden name, but it doesn't work for me...
posted by amberglow at 6:24 PM on September 7, 2003

I don't use my mother's maiden name as a password for anything, Wendell. I'm saving it for my career in porn.
posted by orange swan at 7:30 PM on September 7, 2003

On the next Oprah Chucklebuns

Dammit, I was happy as Oprah Gerbilbuns...until I saw that.
posted by BT at 8:35 PM on September 7, 2003

Gidget Gerbilbutt. Ahem.
posted by sharpener at 1:51 AM on September 8, 2003

I haven't looked at the links, but...judging by the website names - applied scholastics? earthlink? Smells of Church of Scientology to me. What have you all signed up for?!

/The Cabal Will Kill YOu!
posted by hellinskira at 4:49 PM on September 8, 2003