Comments on: Secret Stuff

Secret Stuff

mr_crash_davis — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 18:48:39 -0800

Once you have your secret name, we'll teach you the secret handshake and then you can be part of the cabal.

By: Salmonberry

Salmonberry — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 18:53:52 -0800

I am Poopsie Lizardfanny. God help us all if the Lizardfannies do in fact have a cabal.

By: Lafe

Lafe — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 18:55:04 -0800

I am not Poopsie Bubblebuns. This is not my post.

By: Ignatius J. Reilly

Ignatius J. Reilly — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 18:56:43 -0800

Doofus Hamstertush, here.

By: tss

tss — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 18:58:16 -0800

Professor Poopypants has a doctorate in Incorrect Apostrophe Use. --Falafel Pizzachunks

By: mattr

mattr — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 19:03:33 -0800

Pinky Gizzardnose...word!

By: LittleMissCranky

LittleMissCranky — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 19:12:04 -0800

This is a lot like becoming Mormon. I'm Stinky Chucklenose.

By: stonerose

stonerose — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 19:13:54 -0800

I am Lumpy Toiletbrain, and my domestic partnet - despite being male - is Gidget Liversniffer. And LittleMissCranky, when do I get my funny Mormon underwear in the mail?

By: namespan

namespan — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 19:20:24 -0800

When you're ready to do your damn two years knocking doors telling people about it, when you're ready to wait until you're married, lay off the booze, when you're ready to spend several nights a month visiting widows, volunteering at the local shelter, sitting through three hours of church each week, actually read the Bible AND the extra books we've got, and still feel some charity towards people who seem to do nothing but mock what they don't understand. Whoops. Did I say that out loud?

By: anathema

anathema — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 19:25:20 -0800

Stinky Pizzachunks. (This has triggered some hideous memories)

By: Cerebus

Cerebus — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 19:28:04 -0800

But are you a turtle?

By: namespan

namespan — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 19:30:04 -0800

I meant to say: Zippy Rhinofan

By: jonmc

jonmc — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 19:30:54 -0800

Poopsie Banana Brains, here. Oddly, that sounds just about right.

By: poopy

poopy — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 19:32:58 -0800

Crusty Burgersniffer. and yes, i love crusty's burgers

By: stonerose

stonerose — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 19:34:00 -0800

when you're ready to wait until you're married Uh, I'm in Toronto. Does the gay marriage count? --Lumpy Toiletbrain

By: dejah420

dejah420 — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 19:45:48 -0800

Gidget Bubblesniffer here, hand shake memorized...still, despite all evidence, believe that there is a cabal. There is! (I also believe there are Mormons...there are! And I like them. I do!)

By: anastasiav

anastasiav — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 19:47:46 -0800

I'm Stinky Chucklenose No. I'm Stinky Chucklenose. And I'm wildly in love with Poopsie Pizzahiney. Clearly, LittleMissCranky and I have the same initials.

By: eilatan

eilatan — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 19:48:10 -0800

Zippy Liverfanny, here.

By: aclevername

aclevername — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 19:49:40 -0800

I am Stinky Liverbrains!

By: Yelling At Nothing

Yelling At Nothing — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 19:54:27 -0800

This is the best thread ever.

By: amberglow

amberglow — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 19:55:43 -0800

Crusty Pottychunks here and ewww

By: yhbc

yhbc — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 19:59:05 -0800

I'm still Gargamel.

By: clavdivs

clavdivs — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 20:03:39 -0800

creamy undertones.... So I'm kidding.

By: 4easypayments

4easypayments — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 20:07:46 -0800

Secret handshake step #3: Dislocate the knuckles in your index finger and and twist your now dangling finger-flesh with that of the shakee.

By: Inkslinger

Inkslinger — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 20:19:15 -0800

I wouldn't be a member of any club that would have me for a member. Except this one. --Snotty Monkeychunks

By: Oriole Adams

Oriole Adams — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 20:31:29 -0800

Goober Diaperfanny I swore a year ago I wouldn't bother finding my Ya Ya Sisterhood or Gangster or Pagan Woo name.....but here I am.

By: WolfDaddy

WolfDaddy — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 20:42:10 -0800

Crusty Toiletpants. So I have a bladder control problem. Lots of people do. Back off.

By: lobakgo

lobakgo — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 21:05:50 -0800

Snotty Wafflechunks. Mmmmm...wafflechunks...

By: bradth27

bradth27 — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 21:09:08 -0800

Lumpy Gerbilfanny. Now, that is SO damn sexist. If I were female, I would be willing to bet that would have came out PrettyPlus GerbilFanny. But, NNNOOOO, since I'm a guy, I have to stand around in my Husky jeans and have Grandma tell me I'm just big boned.

By: daver

daver — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 21:15:00 -0800

my handle's Gidget Gizzardbutt OVER

By: MsVader

MsVader — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 21:49:17 -0800

I'm Pinky Pottylips? But, I don't want my lips anywhere near the potty!

By: a_green_man

a_green_man — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 21:49:36 -0800

What are you all talking about? Didn't you read? There IS NO Cabal!!! ya loonies..

By: Space Coyote

Space Coyote — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 22:07:43 -0800

Stinky Burgerbrains Does that mean if zombies attack they won't get me because instead of brains my head is filled with smelly ground beef?

By: CrazyJub

CrazyJub — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 22:08:15 -0800

Sniffy Asschunks

By: jaut

jaut — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 22:19:25 -0800

Poopsie Diaperchunks That's just wrong.

By: gai

gai — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 22:32:05 -0800

Fluffy Cootiebrain. Hell yeah!

By: Lynsey

Lynsey — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 23:02:51 -0800

Booger Pizza Buns here. My mom says her name is cooler... Fluffy Pizzashorts. Yep, it's cooler alright.

By: wendell

wendell — Fri, 05 Sep 2003 23:24:24 -0800

Oprah Chucklebuns. Honest. Oprah Chucklebuns. On my next show, when good name generators go bad, and the internet users that love them.

By: Blue Stone

Blue Stone — Sat, 06 Sep 2003 02:57:55 -0800

Fluffy Pizzashorts. Honest... that's mozarella on my pants.

By: moonbird

moonbird — Sat, 06 Sep 2003 04:46:45 -0800

Howdy from Falafel Monkeychunks... may I have some tahini with my chunk[s]?

By: orange swan

orange swan — Sat, 06 Sep 2003 06:54:02 -0800

Lumpy Gizzardtush. Why didn't I use that as my MeFi user name? Why, why, why, why... It seems so obvious now.

By: jpburns

jpburns — Sat, 06 Sep 2003 07:55:00 -0800

Poopsie Toiletfanny. I much prefer my porn name, Patrick McClain. (porn name = middle name + street you grew up on, btw...)

By: katy_

katy_ — Sat, 06 Sep 2003 08:34:47 -0800

flunky burgersniffer reporting for duty

By: twine42

twine42 — Sat, 06 Sep 2003 13:39:24 -0800

jpburns - Heh... that makes me John Long. Somehow, I doubt that;s original in the field of pornography. ;) Still, could be worse. years further back and it could have been John Acorn...

By: tabbycat

tabbycat — Sat, 06 Sep 2003 15:59:13 -0800

Poopsie Hamsterbutt?! Does my bum look big in this plastic ball? I like the name-game that's doing the rounds at the moment - your blues musician name. Take a disability, a fruit and a president. Deaf Pomegranate Garfield anyone?

By: wendell

wendell — Sat, 06 Sep 2003 17:25:37 -0800

On the next Oprah Chucklebuns... Porn Star Lee Saticoy and Blues Legend Mute Kiwi Roosevelt discuss anonymity on the web...

By: quonsar

quonsar — Sat, 06 Sep 2003 19:26:51 -0800

Slimy Bananasniffer.

By: wendell

wendell — Sun, 07 Sep 2003 01:47:24 -0800

Slimy Bananasniffer As they say, a stopped clock is correct twice a day (and as I say, a clock running backwards four times). On the next Oprah Chucklebuns...

By: orange swan

orange swan — Sun, 07 Sep 2003 06:36:14 -0800

I heard one's porn star name = the name of the street on which one lives + one's mother's maiden name. Martha Hardman here, reporting for duty.

By: orange swan

orange swan — Sun, 07 Sep 2003 06:37:31 -0800

Sorry, just realized the whole name of my street is much funnier. That should have read: Martha Eaton Hardman

By: wendell

wendell — Sun, 07 Sep 2003 17:34:10 -0800

But if you use your mother's maiden name, can't just anybody get your passwords to all the websites?

By: amberglow

amberglow — Sun, 07 Sep 2003 18:24:04 -0800

I heard one's porn star name = the name of the street on which one lives + one's mother's maiden name. There's a drag name thing that uses your first pet's name and your mother's maiden name, but it doesn't work for me...

By: orange swan

orange swan — Sun, 07 Sep 2003 19:30:59 -0800

I don't use my mother's maiden name as a password for anything, Wendell. I'm saving it for my career in porn.

By: BT

BT — Sun, 07 Sep 2003 20:35:55 -0800

On the next Oprah Chucklebuns Dammit, I was happy as Oprah Gerbilbuns...until I saw that.

By: sharpener

sharpener — Mon, 08 Sep 2003 01:51:39 -0800

Gidget Gerbilbutt. Ahem.

By: hellinskira

hellinskira — Mon, 08 Sep 2003 16:49:47 -0800

I haven't looked at the links, but...judging by the website names - applied scholastics? earthlink? Smells of Church of Scientology to me. What have you all signed up for?! /The Cabal Will Kill YOu!