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Poop Stories

PrinceValium — Sat, 13 Sep 2003 23:42:25 -0800

By: davidmsc

davidmsc — Sat, 13 Sep 2003 23:46:35 -0800

So I quickly jumped out the car -- and thank God I was wearing tights, because I could pull them down rather quickly. I squatted, right in front of my boyfriend, clenched my buttcheeks with my hands as my asshole opened the diameter of a tennis ball and unleashed my stinky brown load. OK, I am officially shocked that this site exists. Porn, dissent, sex, blogs, war, terrorism - sure, they exist and have homes on the web. But this - no pun intended, but *holy shit*.

By: rough ashlar

rough ashlar — Sat, 13 Sep 2003 23:53:12 -0800

And this site is on metafilter why?

By: cohappy

cohappy — Sat, 13 Sep 2003 23:57:36 -0800

for me to poop on.

By: _sirmissalot_

_sirmissalot_ — Sun, 14 Sep 2003 00:05:44 -0800

what a crap post. i can't believe there are assholes out there who are into this shit.

By: wendell

wendell — Sun, 14 Sep 2003 00:07:56 -0800

I'd add... *rim shot* ...but somebody might get the wrong idea.

By: dobbs

dobbs — Sun, 14 Sep 2003 00:41:22 -0800

hey, at least he didn't find a way to work ratemypoo.com into the fpp. say that riminds me, there used to be a zine called I LIKE POO but it wasn't *entirely* about poo. i think it only lasted 5 issues. different strokes...

By: HTuttle

HTuttle — Sun, 14 Sep 2003 00:41:36 -0800

The pope is pooped, and he's not out of the woods yet.

By: PrinceValium

PrinceValium — Sun, 14 Sep 2003 00:50:22 -0800

hey, at least he didn't find a way to work ratemypoo.com into the fpp. Gak. Thanks for the visual.

By: angry modem

angry modem — Sun, 14 Sep 2003 01:12:55 -0800

HORSESHIT

By: gregb1007

gregb1007 — Sun, 14 Sep 2003 01:27:48 -0800

dobbs, shame on you for linking to ratemypoo.com - I dont think i've ever seen anything more disgusting

By: madamjujujive

madamjujujive — Sun, 14 Sep 2003 04:36:33 -0800

splish splash

By: thrakintosh

thrakintosh — Sun, 14 Sep 2003 06:23:47 -0800

Just in time! I was getting bored with Doodie!

By: stavrosthewonderchicken

stavrosthewonderchicken — Sun, 14 Sep 2003 06:26:26 -0800

By: adampsyche

adampsyche — Sun, 14 Sep 2003 06:33:05 -0800

poo haiku

By: wackybrit

wackybrit — Sun, 14 Sep 2003 09:14:47 -0800

I've stumbled across this site perhaps once every several months for the past few years. On one level it's disturbing, because some people are WAY too much into it.. but on another level, you begin to realize that your own possibly weird bowel habits or motions aren't really all that weird after all. I think a lot of people can't talk about toilet troubles, and if there's a site out there and a bunch of people mention the same thing you're having problems with.. it's better that it's out there on the Web than having someone getting all fret up about it.

By: dobbs

dobbs — Sun, 14 Sep 2003 10:23:36 -0800

dobbs, shame on you for linking to hate to break it to you gregb1007, but I didn't link to it. i mentioned it the same way you did. then, you decided to type it into your browser. (for the record, I've never looked at it. the url is kind of self-explanatory, no?)

By: languagehat

languagehat — Sun, 14 Sep 2003 11:46:11 -0800

If you're into this, er, genre, the funniest I've ever read is Jonathan Ames's "I Shit My Pants in the South of France." It's not online, alas, but you can read it in his book What's Not to Love? Ames says:

Like Jack Benny, but in a literary way, I often do the same routine now whenever I give readings. I have two essays from my book What's Not to Love? that are always crowd-pleasers, so I recite them repeatedly. Their titles are self-explanatory: "Bald, Impotent, and Depressed," and "I Shit My Pants in the South of France." Since I'll be in Montreal, I'll probably read my Francophile essay. Before doing so, I'll make my usual apology, which goes like this: "I've come to notice that the world is divided between those who like scatological humor and those who don't. For those of you who don't, please try to see my story as a tale of hubris, of excessive pride, and that diarrhea is merely a metaphor for loss and the vanquishing of ego." I have to say, ever since I penned that South of France piece, I've received the most incredible confessions from people about their bowels. One man told me of heroically getting to a restaurant toilet in time, but then exploding before he could get his pants off. We all know that moment of terror, but most of us survive. This guy didn't. Well, the poor fellow wanted to take off his pants and try to clean himself up, but he was idiotically wearing military boots and managed to knot the laces and couldn't pull his pants over his shoes! He was stuck in the stall and had to ask another person in the bathroom to get him a steak knife so he could cut through his laces.

By: carfilhiot

carfilhiot — Sun, 14 Sep 2003 14:14:31 -0800

Geez people, it's only shit you know. Utta Pippig suffered from terrible diarrhea during the Boston marathon in '96, live on television in front of millions of people. She still won the race. Yeah if you're into these stories you are a little weird, but the stories themselves aren't dirty.