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September 15, 2003 11:34 AM   Subscribe

Moms Insisting on Licensed Tools. They're cheaply made. They're easily available. They're surreptitiously sold at clandestine "garage sales" and out of the trunks of cars. They are used in more criminal building projects than any other tool. Yes, we're talking about "Saturday Night Drills."
posted by Wet Spot (20 comments total)

 
Unfunny joke based on very weak analogy. Next, please.
posted by Mayor Curley at 11:41 AM on September 15, 2003


HA. Ha. ha.

Sooo much effort, so little comedy. Maybe if I lived in the USA?
posted by tiamat at 11:41 AM on September 15, 2003


I'm keep trying to come up with a polite way of saying "this post is not funny".

On preview, I am not alone...
posted by sharksandwich at 11:43 AM on September 15, 2003


MILT is uncannily similar to MILF. Maybe they're trying to imply something.
posted by mfli at 11:44 AM on September 15, 2003


MILT? Isn't that fish semen?

Sheesh - they could at least pick a better acronym...
posted by FormlessOne at 11:44 AM on September 15, 2003


Oh, I get it. A drill could be used as a weapon, and thus is no different from an assault rifle.

How did I never make this connection before?
posted by vraxoin at 11:55 AM on September 15, 2003


Earl's a funny guy!
posted by Mayor Curley at 12:03 PM on September 15, 2003


*sigh*

Everyone in his guestbook thinks it's real.
posted by jpoulos at 12:11 PM on September 15, 2003


Well, I wasn't entirely sure it was a joke until I saw the photo on this page.
posted by me3dia at 12:44 PM on September 15, 2003


We were neither "protected" nor "secure" on September 11, 2001 because politicians have violated the Constitution by depriving Americans of their 2nd Amendment-guaranteed rights to self-defense against terrorists and other criminals

Can anyone make the case that if it was legal for anyone and everyone to carry a gun onto a plane, the 9/11 disasters would have been prevented?
posted by pitchblende at 1:31 PM on September 15, 2003


Well, sure, pitchblende. The terrorists were only carrying box cutters. They would have been mowed down in an instant!
posted by vraxoin at 1:52 PM on September 15, 2003


Well, I wasn't entirely sure it was a joke until I saw the photo on this page.

the logo didn't do it for you?
I agree. Completely unfunny.
posted by Espoo2 at 2:08 PM on September 15, 2003


...would you purchase a car or TV made to 1960's specifications?

Hmm.

YES.
posted by shepd at 2:22 PM on September 15, 2003


jpoulos is the only one of you super-intellectuals who actually got the joke.
posted by quonsar at 2:25 PM on September 15, 2003


Hey everybody!

It's not funny!

Look at me!

Not funny!

Hey guys, it's not funny, dammit.

Come on.

NOT FUNNY!
posted by angry modem at 2:27 PM on September 15, 2003


hmm I wonder what else is located at 55 W. 125th Street
Harlem, NY 10027

posted by soren at 3:20 PM on September 15, 2003


neither was that little poem, angry_modem. yeesh. may the chill be with you.
posted by scarabic at 5:25 PM on September 15, 2003


Are the people in the guestbook for real, or is just a satire-within-a-satire? People really couldn't possibly be that stupid in real life, could they?

/actually, that second question's rhetorical
posted by Veritron at 5:52 PM on September 15, 2003


I'm not sure what I saw on that site. Do you have to be hammered to get the joke? Or do you need to drill down a bit? I don't think they're on the level.
posted by sharpener at 11:57 PM on September 15, 2003


I don't think they're on the level.

I think you nailed it.
posted by jpoulos at 8:04 AM on September 16, 2003


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