Our skulls collide, mine remains the victor
September 16, 2003 2:09 PM Subscribe
The Cybersexual Adventures of J-Dogg
J-Dogg: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears27: Oh, I like to play dress up.
J-Dogg: Me too baby.
BritneySpears27: I kiss you softly on your chest.
J-Dogg: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
J-Dogg: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
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