Name that beer bottle

September 17, 2003 10:22 PM

Prove how wasted your life is - match the labels to the beer bottles.
posted by lola (5 comments total)

9 correct on my first try... whoa, woozy.
posted by funkbrain at 10:38 PM on September 17, 2003

Ahem.
posted by Slithy_Tove at 10:40 PM on September 17, 2003

oops ... In my defense, my search for "beer bottles" did not show the previous post nor did see a warning about the link itself.

(slinking away to down a few more beers)
posted by lola at 10:56 PM on September 17, 2003

I can match the guinness bottle, and that's all that matters.

(still, bottled export stout is not one of my favorite guinness ever...)
posted by dorian at 11:10 PM on September 17, 2003

all of 'em. first try.
and dorian, that was the extra stout. the so called "draught" in the tall bottles is what you actually get in a bar.

a real challenge would be to match the can-with-the-brand-airbrushed-out to the beer. it gets so much more obscure: schafer, schlitz, et c.
too bad no one's ever done one on whiskey.

sorry. i'm passionate about my drinking. esp. when i'm drunk.

SPOILERS!
here's the rundown:
lowenbrau: tall, majestic, green.
fosters: short, kick-yo-ass brown.
kirin: to tell you the truth, it could've been bud light, but it was too dark.
becks: short, squat, foil-y.
michelob: the classic pear bottle.
mexicali: light enough to be high life, but not tapered.
bud light: could've been kirin, but bud light is lighter in color (and taste!).
grolsch: that weird top. that's all.
guinness extra: short and dark as tomorrow morning's shit.
high life: the lightest beer. plus that weird taper gave it away.
pabst: ah pbr. a fine brew. the photo makes it look shorter than it really is, but i knew it could be nothing else. what a beer.
heineken: all of sudden we're all "jeffrey beaumont vs. frank booth" here. totally heiny's. squat and green.

catch you jerks later.
posted by magikeye at 11:44 PM on September 17, 2003