Spasmodica

September 19, 2003 9:09 AM

Spasmodica There have been some unusual homemade characters popping up, but I thought the names and descriptions for these were unusually clever. For example: Chestaire, who "secretly wishes he had more hair (on his head)." Or Jacques Heepoe ("the 's' is silent") the hippo who is "an avid tonette player".

Hey, Kelly Osborne owns one. And if you're out of work like me, the creator is open to swaps. Sweet.
posted by sparky (9 comments total)

I was wondering why everyone was photographed with George until I read the caption. Cute.
posted by widdershins at 9:34 AM on September 19, 2003

How ya doin'? I'm in a bartering mood. If anyone's interested in swapping some of their own DIY merchandise with me, propose your swappage.

Is it ok to slap people who talk like this?
posted by dhoyt at 9:45 AM on September 19, 2003

Yes. Yes it is.
posted by jpoulos at 9:49 AM on September 19, 2003

dhoyt and jpoulos: Do you guys hate kittens, too?
posted by jon_kill at 11:03 AM on September 19, 2003

Hey, Kelly Osborne owns one.
what a quality endorsement! I want one!
posted by carfilhiot at 11:48 AM on September 19, 2003

Aaaargh! The site's been overrun!
posted by dejah420 at 12:19 PM on September 19, 2003

Do you guys hate kittens, too?

Not if they're cooked properly.
posted by jpoulos at 12:36 PM on September 19, 2003

Is there a cute character (perhaps with buck teeth and a fondness for jujubes) that will kill Kelly Osbourne? 'Cause I'd like that one.
posted by scody at 12:51 PM on September 19, 2003

dhoyt and jpoulos: Do you guys hate kittens, too?

I hadn't before, but now that you mention it....

*kicks kitten down flight of stairs*
posted by dhoyt at 1:07 PM on September 19, 2003