The basics for being.

September 19, 2003 4:58 PM

Gene Stories. "If your parents kept on having children, they’d have to visit the maternity hospital another million billion times to stand a chance of producing another child with your genes" (unless you're an identical twin of course).
posted by lola (5 comments total)

Gene Autry, Gene Kelly, Gene Hackman, Gene Simmons, Gene Wilder, yep, they are all different...
I kid because I love... and beasue I'm a sick puppy...
posted by wendell at 5:05 PM on September 19, 2003

Who is this mysterious beasue that you speak of?

(oh, I know I ripped that joke off somebody, but, clicking back, all those steps... thanks, someone!)
posted by jon_kill at 11:35 PM on September 19, 2003

No, I wasn't doing a wry reference to the Scrambled Letters thread, but I'm going to take up a olletion to buy a keyboard with a letter "c" that works onsistantly...
posted by wendell at 12:17 AM on September 20, 2003

Good thing, this.

If there was another me, I'd have to kill him.
posted by troutfishing at 6:50 AM on September 20, 2003

If there was another you, he'd have to kill you, perhaps.
posted by agregoli at 8:55 AM on September 22, 2003