Comments on: Raiders of the Lost Cock

Raiders of the Lost Cock

Joey Michaels — Mon, 22 Sep 2003 13:00:29 -0800

Scientists Find World's Oldest Known Genitals - A team led by Prof. Jason Dunlop from Humboldt University has found the world's oldest genitals. This new find is older than the previous record holder (discovered by Prof. David Siveter of the University of Leicester) by about 300 million years. The record holder for world's oldest pile of vomit remains unchallenged. Images of whip-wielding biologists in fedoras escaping giant rolling boulder traps to discover penis fossils flood my mind.

PrinceValium — Mon, 22 Sep 2003 13:14:45 -0800

Has Anna Nicole Smith been notified of this?

jon_kill — Mon, 22 Sep 2003 13:18:59 -0800

That's it for PrinceValium, you've been great, thanks for coming out!

mathowie — Mon, 22 Sep 2003 13:50:21 -0800

Man, even at the upper echelon of science, you have guys basing their research goals on a Beavis and Butthead episode.

carter — Mon, 22 Sep 2003 13:59:00 -0800

Wow. Cool. Looks like my dog's vomit, although on a bigger scale.

billybobtoo — Mon, 22 Sep 2003 15:28:37 -0800

i thought my ex-mother in law held the title?

billsaysthis — Mon, 22 Sep 2003 18:56:10 -0800

Preserved within a male is a penis two-thirds the length of his body So there's a reason for the name, eh?

LeLiLo — Tue, 23 Sep 2003 07:55:09 -0800

Scientists Find World's Oldest Known Genitals Now there's a FPP headline for the ages. Nice work, Joey M.

Joey Michaels — Tue, 23 Sep 2003 14:46:16 -0800

I was sort of hoping it would become a Metafilter Tagline: Metafilter: World's Oldest Known Genitals You know, that kind of thing.

kindall — Tue, 23 Sep 2003 16:48:12 -0800

I keep expecting to see that as a subject line on spam. "World's oldest genitals? Buy VIAGRA without a prescription!"