The Cali candidates: Adam to Zellhoefer
October 1, 2003 12:57 AM Subscribe
The Cali candidates, Adam to Zellhoefer, are all listed at California-Recall.com
...and each gets their own page to tell you about themselves. Interesting lesser-known candidates include:
("I'm EXTRA large on top, I have a TINY waist, and my hips are JUST RIGHT!"), Joel Britton
, "retired meat packer," Art Brown
- "I started for publicity, but now that I'm running, I kind of want to run" (such enthusiasm!), William Chambers
, "railroad switchman/brakeman," Mary Cook,
an "adult film actress" who wants to tax breast implants and wire the Governor’s Mansion with live web cams ("We've had Brown, we've tried Gray, now it's time for some blonde").
Then there's Michael Jackson
(no, not that one; this guy's a Satellite Payload Project Manager), Trek Thunder Kelly
, "Business Executive/Artist," Paul "Chip" Mailander
, "Golf Professional," and Paul Mariano
- "I am the only candidate who will appoint Davis as Chief of Staff in charge of the day-to-day governance of California, the job he was duly elected to do." And many more...
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