D--k's too short to f--k with God?

October 1, 2003 8:36 PM

A man who was expected to plead guilty yesterday to having sex in St. Patrick's Cathedral will have to answer to a higher authority. Brian Florence, 38, died of a heart attack Thursday in Alexandria, Va., his lawyer announced yesterday in court - surprising the judge and prosecutors.
posted by tpoh.org (11 comments total)

Well, He told us he was a jealous God.
posted by crunchburger at 8:53 PM on October 1, 2003

I'm sure Opie and Anthony had something to do with his demise. This is perfect fodder for their show when they make the big comeback...
posted by vito90 at 9:05 PM on October 1, 2003

I'm sure it surprised Mr. Florence, too.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 9:36 PM on October 1, 2003

Taken from the article:

The couple was discovered by an usher who thought Florence was urinating, until he approached him and saw Harper naked from the waist down. The scene was visible to about 20 worshipers and tourists.

Man, that's just wrong.
posted by Dagobert at 12:20 AM on October 2, 2003

and Florence thought he was fucked before .....
posted by ElvisJesus at 4:46 AM on October 2, 2003

"Hey! Only priests can do that here!"
posted by jpburns at 5:00 AM on October 2, 2003

Florence obviously didn't understand the paradox of sex in a public place - that one (and one's partner) must remain unseen.
posted by orange swan at 6:29 AM on October 2, 2003

It was only in a church... I don't see the big deal.
posted by LinemanBear at 7:44 AM on October 2, 2003

Like priests and choirboys haven't been doing the same thing for decades.
posted by Blue Stone at 8:36 AM on October 2, 2003

<voice="Maude Findlay">God'll get you for that, Brian...</voice>
posted by chuq at 12:27 PM on October 2, 2003

link to audio of the radio broadcast in question. (via blog of death)
posted by goddam at 1:30 PM on October 2, 2003