Comments on: D--k's too short to f--k with God?

D--k's too short to f--k with God?

tpoh.org — Wed, 01 Oct 2003 20:36:27 -0800

A man who was expected to plead guilty yesterday to having sex in St. Patrick's Cathedral will have to answer to a higher authority. Brian Florence, 38, died of a heart attack Thursday in Alexandria, Va., his lawyer announced yesterday in court - surprising the judge and prosecutors.

By: crunchburger

crunchburger — Wed, 01 Oct 2003 20:53:48 -0800

Well, He told us he was a jealous God.

By: vito90

vito90 — Wed, 01 Oct 2003 21:05:12 -0800

I'm sure Opie and Anthony had something to do with his demise. This is perfect fodder for their show when they make the big comeback...

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Wed, 01 Oct 2003 21:36:32 -0800

I'm sure it surprised Mr. Florence, too.

By: Dagobert

Dagobert — Thu, 02 Oct 2003 00:20:41 -0800

Taken from the article: The couple was discovered by an usher who thought Florence was urinating, until he approached him and saw Harper naked from the waist down. The scene was visible to about 20 worshipers and tourists. Man, that's just wrong.

By: ElvisJesus

ElvisJesus — Thu, 02 Oct 2003 04:46:11 -0800

and Florence thought he was fucked before .....

By: jpburns

jpburns — Thu, 02 Oct 2003 05:00:07 -0800

"Hey! Only priests can do that here!"

By: orange swan

orange swan — Thu, 02 Oct 2003 06:29:05 -0800

Florence obviously didn't understand the paradox of sex in a public place - that one (and one's partner) must remain unseen.

By: LinemanBear

LinemanBear — Thu, 02 Oct 2003 07:44:07 -0800

It was only in a church... I don't see the big deal.

By: Blue Stone

Blue Stone — Thu, 02 Oct 2003 08:36:34 -0800

Like priests and choirboys haven't been doing the same thing for decades.

By: chuq

chuq — Thu, 02 Oct 2003 12:27:31 -0800

<voice="Maude Findlay">God'll get you for that, Brian...</voice>

By: goddam

goddam — Thu, 02 Oct 2003 13:30:04 -0800

link to audio of the radio broadcast in question. (via blog of death)