Comments on: Drink-o-meter

Drink-o-meter

Ljubljana — Sun, 12 Oct 2003 05:21:48 -0800

Drink-o-meter: Have you ever wondered how much you've managed to drink in your lifetime? Or how much it might have cost you? You have? (via B3ta)

By: poopy

poopy — Sun, 12 Oct 2003 05:50:17 -0800

you are rated: ozzy ozbourne with those results you could: -fill this many bath tubs: 165.77 -buy this many ferraris: 1.41

By: billybobtoo

billybobtoo — Sun, 12 Oct 2003 06:06:09 -0800

it cost me a liver.

By: soundofsuburbia

soundofsuburbia — Sun, 12 Oct 2003 06:15:31 -0800

I am Homer Simpson? And I've consumed 9123.4 drinks in my lifetime? Yay me! (Or something.) This reminds me of a song by the Silver Jews: In 27 years I've drunk fifty thousand beers and they just wash against me like the sea into a pier... Great link!

By: rushmc

rushmc — Sun, 12 Oct 2003 06:22:55 -0800

So...according to this test, it is impossible to go out drinking less than once a week? Okay....

By: squealy

squealy — Sun, 12 Oct 2003 06:32:03 -0800

It's possible to go out drinking less than once a week? Ozzy! Ozzy! Ozzy! *passes out*

By: backOfYourMind

backOfYourMind — Sun, 12 Oct 2003 06:37:24 -0800

it is impossible to go out drinking less than once a week? Not at all, you can count the nights you stay in drinking. 10491 drinks

By: ginz

ginz — Sun, 12 Oct 2003 08:13:55 -0800

I counted the nights I stayed in. Hips. I can almost buy a ferrari.

By: hilatron

hilatron — Sun, 12 Oct 2003 09:20:13 -0800

Crap, I'm Mother Theresa. Doesn't it count for anything that I started drinking at 16 (in the US)?

By: nyxxxx

nyxxxx — Sun, 12 Oct 2003 10:06:17 -0800

It doesn't really work for me. I started drinking at 17 and drank about 3 nights a week all through college and for a couple of years after. I was more like Bluto Blutarski then. Now I hardly drink at all. It's been 6 months since I've had alcohol and almost a year since I went out to drink.

By: pineapple

pineapple — Sun, 12 Oct 2003 11:38:35 -0800

hilatron, I'm with you -- this drink-o-meter isn't too accurate since it doesn't allow for underage. It also doesn't take into account holidays, weddings and funerals, and football season. So, I figure it's about 25% low for me, even at 7834 drinks. (yes, I've already put myself on the liver transplant list, thank you for asking.)

By: elwoodwiles

elwoodwiles — Sun, 12 Oct 2003 13:41:06 -0800

I'm Boris Yeltsin!! *hick*

By: nomis

nomis — Sun, 12 Oct 2003 16:34:06 -0800

Like nyxxxx, my consumption has varied a fair bit over the years, so it's not really even vaguely accurate. It also doesn't take account of the healthy and sensible practice of drink-mixing. Oh well, for the record, I've had 10044.32 pints, and I'd also like to mention that last Friday I was home before midnight and didn't lose any wallets or mobile phones.

By: Hildago

Hildago — Sun, 12 Oct 2003 17:38:36 -0800

Hahaha! Alcoholism!

By: MiguelCardoso

MiguelCardoso — Sun, 12 Oct 2003 18:45:06 -0800

What the hell would I do with 4 Ferraris?

By: MiguelCardoso

MiguelCardoso — Sun, 12 Oct 2003 19:20:34 -0800

In the same light-~~hearted~~headed er, spirit, here's what your astrological sun sign says about your drinking habits. (Via Gawker) And I forgot to say thanks, Ljubljana, for the amusing test!

By: wendell

wendell — Sun, 12 Oct 2003 22:43:08 -0800

What the hell would I do with .04 of a Ferrari? I'm barely a Chelsea Clinton (which I consider being way superior to a Jenna Bush), and strangely, I share another trait with her, being mortifyingly ashamed of my parents...

By: arto

arto — Mon, 13 Oct 2003 00:37:51 -0800

I could at least have been the Chelsea *Hotel*. Then Leonard Cohen could've written a song about me. But no...

By: jonmc

jonmc — Mon, 13 Oct 2003 06:59:22 -0800

What the hell would I do with .04 of a Ferrari? Get Drunk and crash it in .96 of a tree.