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October 22, 2003 12:12 PM Subscribe
Now's your chance to get with Jenna Jameson... Okay, not really. Apparently, the new gig in Berlin, Germany as of last month is pr0n Karaoke - you and a partner (or two, or three?) get together on stage, with a movie up on the screen, and "act out" the parts being played out graphically. So.... practice your faking and get ready to go!
When he was four, my son used to do something very similar to some of the action scenes in the Disney movie Mulan.
posted by alumshubby at 12:28 PM on October 22, 2003
posted by alumshubby at 12:28 PM on October 22, 2003
Though many have envisioned a pantsless society, Matt, it yet remains a glorious utopian dream.
posted by UncleFes at 1:14 PM on October 22, 2003
posted by UncleFes at 1:14 PM on October 22, 2003
Germans are screaming, moaning and panting ...
Sounds like there's plenty of pants to me.
posted by yhbc at 1:15 PM on October 22, 2003
Sounds like there's plenty of pants to me.
posted by yhbc at 1:15 PM on October 22, 2003
"So.... practice your farking and get ready to go!"
/nearsightedness
posted by mr_crash_davis at 1:18 PM on October 22, 2003
/nearsightedness
posted by mr_crash_davis at 1:18 PM on October 22, 2003
When I first read this, I thought that the participating actually ACTED OUT whatever was onscreen.
I was fighting off images of older, less 'healthy' Germans doing such things . . .
posted by cinderful at 1:20 PM on October 22, 2003
I was fighting off images of older, less 'healthy' Germans doing such things . . .
posted by cinderful at 1:20 PM on October 22, 2003
I could see this as a pretty humorous party game but the idea of faking orgasms in a bar just sounds more than a little stupid. Maybe I should have five or six cocktails and then give it another thought or two?
Oh yeah, that'll work. Still strange but whatever makes those wacky Germans happy.
posted by fenriq at 1:32 PM on October 22, 2003
Oh yeah, that'll work. Still strange but whatever makes those wacky Germans happy.
posted by fenriq at 1:32 PM on October 22, 2003
XQUZYPHYR - I think that would be the sentiment of most.
posted by djspicerack at 1:49 PM on October 22, 2003
posted by djspicerack at 1:49 PM on October 22, 2003
My thought exactly, mr_crash_davis. Scary. Very scary.
posted by widdershins at 1:52 PM on October 22, 2003
posted by widdershins at 1:52 PM on October 22, 2003
What song goes with bukkake?
Heh. Easy-peasy. Prince - Cream
Runners-up (based solely on title):
posted by romakimmy at 2:22 PM on October 22, 2003
Heh. Easy-peasy. Prince - Cream
Runners-up (based solely on title):
- Weird Al Yankovich -The White Stuff
- Texas -White on Blonde
- The Clash -White Riot
- Sevendust -Licking Cream
posted by romakimmy at 2:22 PM on October 22, 2003
...Or anything by the bands Cream or the Circle Jerks.
posted by me3dia at 2:42 PM on October 22, 2003
posted by me3dia at 2:42 PM on October 22, 2003
... Or "Come on Eileen."
posted by Joey Michaels at 3:21 PM on October 22, 2003
posted by Joey Michaels at 3:21 PM on October 22, 2003
They say public speaking for many is ranked higher than fear of death. Not sure where public sex karaoke ranks.
posted by stbalbach at 3:45 PM on October 22, 2003
posted by stbalbach at 3:45 PM on October 22, 2003
You can't have your bukkake and eat it too.
errr...wait a sec...
posted by filmgoerjuan at 4:10 PM on October 22, 2003
errr...wait a sec...
posted by filmgoerjuan at 4:10 PM on October 22, 2003
has one minute to provide the ... while faking an orgasm ...So, what would I do for the other 45 seconds?
posted by dg at 4:26 PM on October 22, 2003
What song goes with bukkake?
Bukkake.... I just met a girl named bukkake...
posted by soyjoy at 8:57 PM on October 22, 2003
Bukkake.... I just met a girl named bukkake...
posted by soyjoy at 8:57 PM on October 22, 2003
What song goes with bukkake?
Since Stan was kind enough to dispell the myth here, I think that this would be the song that goes *after* bukkake...
posted by cup at 10:44 PM on October 22, 2003
Since Stan was kind enough to dispell the myth here, I think that this would be the song that goes *after* bukkake...
posted by cup at 10:44 PM on October 22, 2003
I liked them better when they were invading countries.
posted by Dagobert at 12:23 AM on October 23, 2003
posted by Dagobert at 12:23 AM on October 23, 2003
This Momus song might be a nice alternative to bukkake.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 2:51 AM on October 23, 2003
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 2:51 AM on October 23, 2003
wanking like crying is something a man should only do in private in front of a computer.
posted by johnnyboy at 6:37 AM on October 23, 2003
posted by johnnyboy at 6:37 AM on October 23, 2003
What song goes with bukkake?
C'mon people! It's way too obvious!
"Hot White Cum", by Liz Phair, who is welcome to be my porneoke partner, despite the wanton awfulness of her latest record.
BTW, whatever happened to drinking as the primary bar-related activity?
posted by BitterOldPunk at 5:55 PM on October 23, 2003
C'mon people! It's way too obvious!
"Hot White Cum", by Liz Phair, who is welcome to be my porneoke partner, despite the wanton awfulness of her latest record.
BTW, whatever happened to drinking as the primary bar-related activity?
posted by BitterOldPunk at 5:55 PM on October 23, 2003
Germany? I'm surprised this isn't something the twentysomethings of today are doing in order to shock their parents.
At one time I hoped something similar to this would have become popular by now. A set up similar to that described, except it would be B-rated movies and instead of faking orgasms, participants would improvise humorous dialogue. A la Mystery Science Theater. Combining film media with live action improvisation. Of course it'd never work. Too many critics in the audience. Everybody thinks they can do better than whoever has the mike. It'd deteriorate into a room filled with hecklers. Rocky Horror Picture Show was a rare anomaly.
But hey. Sex sells. I think I'll stick to serious dvd commentaries about movies where people actually wear clothes. I know. Sounds kinky.
posted by ZachsMind at 7:07 PM on October 23, 2003
At one time I hoped something similar to this would have become popular by now. A set up similar to that described, except it would be B-rated movies and instead of faking orgasms, participants would improvise humorous dialogue. A la Mystery Science Theater. Combining film media with live action improvisation. Of course it'd never work. Too many critics in the audience. Everybody thinks they can do better than whoever has the mike. It'd deteriorate into a room filled with hecklers. Rocky Horror Picture Show was a rare anomaly.
But hey. Sex sells. I think I'll stick to serious dvd commentaries about movies where people actually wear clothes. I know. Sounds kinky.
posted by ZachsMind at 7:07 PM on October 23, 2003
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