Comments on: The Arabian Insult Generator

The Arabian Insult Generator

MiguelCardoso — Wed, 22 Oct 2003 23:37:40 -0800

May 411 quasi-evil Karls dirty dance with Pez dispensers after applying Preparation H to your withered mailman: The Arabian Insult Generator. Though no match for the immortal "May you have an interesting life" (is it Chinese or Jewish?), here is a worthy self-generating collection of curses. (Click "Refresh" for a new batch..)

By: dg

dg — Wed, 22 Oct 2003 23:47:46 -0800

I have always thought it was Chinese, but I may be wrong and the wording is "may you live in interesting times". May a dozen schizophrenic dingos bend over Popples using only vaseline and your bewildered excrement. Ewww!

By: msacheson

msacheson — Wed, 22 Oct 2003 23:54:25 -0800

(Bom dia, Lisbon.) Sounds (to me, anyway) like more of something Apu would say than Arabian insults. It probably works like the Web Economy Bullshit Generator (a dot-com era classic). All that said, a good find, Miguel. (And goodnight from San Francisco.)

By: quonsar

quonsar — Thu, 23 Oct 2003 00:15:12 -0800

dare i bring to your attention the really bad slash sex scene generator,
which, as these things go, is really really bad at generating anything remotely
like, oh say, a bad slash sex scene, for example: "Most people believe that a rude paddle reaches an understanding with the couch,
but they need to remember how underhandedly the grand piano trembles." <keanu>whoa! like, instant boner here, man!</keanu>

By: taz

taz — Thu, 23 Oct 2003 00:21:16 -0800

Miguel, Thou peevish common-kissing malt-worm, I prefer the the Elizabethan Curse Generator. Though the Space Insult Generator is good too, you three eyed hologram of a clockwork space weevil.

By: Espoo2

Espoo2 — Thu, 23 Oct 2003 01:19:56 -0800

curses!

By: kev23f

kev23f — Thu, 23 Oct 2003 01:40:23 -0800

Irish Curse Generator gives the Irish version and the phonetic pronunciation of each curse. Go gcreime na gráinneoga cealgrúnacha do chuid fo-éadaigh...or....May malevolent hedgehogs gnaw at your underwear.

By: The God Complex

The God Complex — Thu, 23 Oct 2003 01:46:23 -0800

May an organized team of blackhawk helicopters swoop down on your sprawling suburban landscape and drop death squads amongst your midst, killing you and yours indiscriminantly, infidel. ----- May all your bowel movements come with tears and occur under the supervision of armed freedom fighters. ----- Oh, I thought it was an insult generator for the artful Arab. May many a bulldozer crush the life from my body in a concentrated effort not to see me ;)

By: ROU_Xenophobe

ROU_Xenophobe — Thu, 23 Oct 2003 06:14:27 -0800

May a herd of lice infested Regis Philbins poop out some wicked peanut butter after having a "bad experience" with your legs. I surrender.

By: dejah420

dejah420 — Thu, 23 Oct 2003 07:18:47 -0800

MetaTalk

By: jazon

jazon — Thu, 23 Oct 2003 08:24:26 -0800

You want curses? Captain Haddock's got curses!

By: vito90

vito90 — Thu, 23 Oct 2003 09:35:52 -0800

May 411 quasi-evil Karls dirty dance with Pez dispensers after applying Preparation H to your withered mailman. When I read that I was certain this post was about Aesop Rock.

By: LeLiLo

LeLiLo — Thu, 23 Oct 2003 09:56:12 -0800

"May you have an interesting life" (is it Chinese or Jewish?) The 'curse' about interesting times comes from Robert F. Kennedy in 1966, and apparently first appeared in a 1950 science fiction story called U-Turn, according to the man who's obsessed with it.

By: joedan

joedan — Mon, 27 Oct 2003 23:00:18 -0800

that's funny vito, so did i...