Comments on: Like Barbie, but meaner

Like Barbie, but meaner

Steve_at_Linnwood — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 11:19:26 -0800

By: tomplus2

tomplus2 — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 11:31:51 -0800

It doesn't even look like her.

By: dhoyt

dhoyt — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 11:42:39 -0800

If the sun's out on Christmas and I get one of those in my stocking, I'm gonna take a magnifying glass and melt Ann's face.

By: Durwood

Durwood — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 11:43:16 -0800

Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil. What do Hollywood celebrities imagine fuels their private jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered to them?" It sure sounds like her, though.

By: bl1nk

bl1nk — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 11:43:22 -0800

... oh my god, it talks. where's the Bill O'Reilly & Terry Gross mudslinging playset? can we ask The Nation to make a Michael Moore talking doll, too?

By: amberglow

amberglow — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 11:52:24 -0800

or a rush limbaugh with pill-popping swing arm?

By: scarabic

scarabic — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 12:00:34 -0800

Someone needs to swap their voice boxes with the ones from Cobra Commander dolls. [pull string:] "GAAAAHHH!! Dessssssstroy them!"

By: Ufez Jones

Ufez Jones — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 12:03:57 -0800

You can get the Rumsfeld one as well and make some stop-motion Conserva-kink.

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 12:04:04 -0800

Does it have any...y'know...working orifices?

By: stevis

stevis — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 12:46:59 -0800

This site is selling the doll and has the audio samples of her quotes. It sounds like her.

By: fenriq

fenriq — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 12:47:49 -0800

It could go on my desk right next to my George Bush bobblehead doll. I just ol' Shrub had a voice box in there so I could listen to his rhetoric. Does someone make a pill popping, rant spewing Rush Limbaugh doll yet? Oh damn, amberglow beat me to it! Hahaha.

By: The God Complex

The God Complex — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 13:11:15 -0800

I know I had decided upon the philosophical compass to guide my moral life by the time I was in my early teens; what, with all that Nietzsche I read in elementary school, and all the political history I was into. Did I mention my philosophical compass involves touching a girl's breast, like, under the shirt, and buying a car that's really loud? It's a good thing I figured that stuff out early.

By: fold_and_mutilate

fold_and_mutilate — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 13:13:52 -0800

Let's see. A homely, plastic, packaged cretin, spouting complete horseshit every time some imbecile conservative pays for her, and pulls her string. So confusing. How would we possibly tell that's just a doll, and not the real Ann Coulter?

By: soyjoy

soyjoy — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 13:17:52 -0800

Careful, folks: Steve only posted this as a way to generate samples to put in the mouth of his Talking Leftie doll. Come on, Steve, spill it.

By: y2karl

y2karl — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 13:19:48 -0800

And here's the I-Forget-Exactly-How-Many-Dead-American-Servicmen-And-Servicewomen-Ago Mission Accomplished Ken to Ann's Barbie. Also comes in A.W.O.L. Texas Air National Guard Chickenhawk Khaki.

By: Triplanetary

Triplanetary — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 13:25:28 -0800

A pity one of her most famous quotes didn't make it into the doll: We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. Wonder why...

By: echolalia67

echolalia67 — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 13:28:33 -0800

Uh, maybe I'm way off base here, but I don't think Steve is trying to troll here. I don't know about you guys but, "Like Barbie, but meaner" kind of says that to me. Ann Coulter is the right's version of the "Spartcus Youth League" condensed into one emaciated, very looney, person.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 13:32:58 -0800

Is the vagina dentata included or does that cost extra?

By: xmutex

xmutex — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 13:34:07 -0800

Does the Coulter doll come with its own replica SS uniform?

By: DenOfSizer

DenOfSizer — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 13:35:50 -0800

Well, on the bright side, at least they're capitalizing Liberal.

By: milovoo

milovoo — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 13:37:07 -0800

Does it have any...y'know...working orifices? Unfortunately, just the yapping mouth.

By: elwoodwiles

elwoodwiles — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 13:40:11 -0800

This isn't a troll, it's way too cool! Anyway I love the concept of turning political leaders into action figures. It just feels like a natural progession. OT: Sometimes I wonder if Michael Moore and Ann Coulter ever get together for drinks and laugh about all schumcks they've made money off by playing politics. I can't help to think that it's all just an act. Someday, perhaps, we'll get real political discourse that rises above the "liberals are traitors" or "Bush equals Hitler" bullshit that does little but sell books, movies and dolls.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 13:49:39 -0800

I wonder if Michael Moore and Ann Coulter ever get together for drinks Yeah, but Moore hogs all the appetizers.

By: Steve_at_Linnwood

Steve_at_Linnwood — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 13:50:49 -0800

Sometimes I wonder if Michael Moore and Ann Coulter ever get together for drinks and laugh about all schumcks they've made money off by playing politics. Ann Coulter and Bill Maher do just this. They both claim to be long time freinds.

By: terrapin

terrapin — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 13:51:41 -0800

I can only assume that the doll is flexible enough to realistically stick her head up her own ass.

By: thomcatspike

thomcatspike — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 13:53:18 -0800

Careful, folks: Steve only posted this as a way to generate samples to put in the mouth of his Talking Leftie doll. It has been making it's rounds on the net, saw it on daypop top 40 links this morning. Yet the maker is hard on Clinton.

By: Ty Webb

Ty Webb — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 14:02:45 -0800

Funny, the doll actually weighs more than Ann herself.

By: soyjoy

soyjoy — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 14:15:54 -0800

hard on Clinton TCS, you scamp!

By: inpHilltr8r

inpHilltr8r — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 14:48:33 -0800

The Bush quotes are pretty lame, considering the possibilities.

By: hama7

hama7 — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 14:53:21 -0800

I'm in as long as the doll can quote the infamous sentence that got her sprung from the National Review. I'll buy one for f_&_m too. And Steve_@, of course.

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 15:00:07 -0800

Ty Webb, you are a funny, funny man.

By: milovoo

milovoo — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 15:13:33 -0800

the infamous sentence that got her sprung from the National Review I thought it was, "we should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity." but apparently it was, "Congress could pass a law tomorrow requiring that all aliens from Arabic countries leave....We should require passports to fly domestically. Passports can be forged, but they can also be checked with the home country in case of any suspicious-looking swarthy males." I almost want to get one just to make animated movies with it, although I think the novelty would wear off pretty quick.

By: clavdivs

clavdivs — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 15:49:56 -0800

Psstt...

By: fishbulb

fishbulb — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 15:55:01 -0800

Psstt... Awww, she doesn't spew hate or anything. Sheesh, what's the point.

By: synecdoche

synecdoche — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 15:55:06 -0800

Interesting. I've always wished that these or these were actually available.

By: clavdivs

clavdivs — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 16:00:43 -0800

OUCH!

By: scarabic

scarabic — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 16:29:52 -0800

Hmm... I wonder why this comes to mind: NSFW [mpg]

By: hama7

hama7 — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 18:15:13 -0800

Ann Coulter is always(!)on a roll: Bush official caught in church dragnet. ♥♥♥

By: mcsweetie

mcsweetie — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 20:46:18 -0800

I want to take more of your money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis of race.

By: amberglow

amberglow — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 20:48:57 -0800

do ya, mcsweet? Have you been dating Ann?

By: mcsweetie

mcsweetie — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 21:09:11 -0800

yes! thats why I'm so nuts about gay rights posts. I'm only interested in discriminating on the grounds of race, NOT sexual orientation. get it right or pay the price, budnick!

By: amberglow

amberglow — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 21:55:39 -0800

okkk, budnick : o

By: Dick Paris

Dick Paris — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 23:10:19 -0800

"In any event, I guess we've come a long way from calling our enemies 'nips' and 'krauts.'" Nips?

By: pxe2000

pxe2000 — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 23:27:58 -0800

"nip" = nippon, one of the big military businesses in japan at the start of wwII (?), their equivalent to, say, raytheon. (i'm relying on my hazy memories of sophomore year history, and it's 2am. if this is incorrect, please tell me.)

By: kindall

kindall — Fri, 24 Oct 2003 23:57:55 -0800

"nip" = nippon, one of the big military businesses in japan at the start of wwII Well, I'm sure there were plenty of companies named "Nippon" something-or-other in Japan just before WWII, just like there are now. After all, it means "Japan."

By: pxe2000

pxe2000 — Sat, 25 Oct 2003 06:02:50 -0800

thanks for the correction, kindall. i knew my explanation sounded either incomplete or wrong.

By: bbrown

bbrown — Sat, 25 Oct 2003 08:06:51 -0800

What would be really funny is if, once started, she never stopped talking. That would add an element of realism.

By: trondant

trondant — Sat, 01 Nov 2003 10:15:00 -0800

I'd get one of these, but I'm afraid I'd break it trying to get those D cells in.