That rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide!

October 31, 2003 6:48 AM

The Bunny Man.Never mind the witch...here's the D.C. region's other scary legend (Washington Post).

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posted by LinusMines (10 comments total)

I totally thought this thread was going to be about this guy.

Damn.
posted by atom128 at 6:59 AM on October 31, 2003

Or this guy.
posted by Armitage Shanks at 7:23 AM on October 31, 2003

Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes,
They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses.
And what's with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies, bunnies it must be bunnies!
...or maybe midgets.

posted by seanyboy at 8:16 AM on October 31, 2003

Say what you like about the Bunny Man; I always thought Echo was the more talented one.
posted by ZenMasterThis at 8:55 AM on October 31, 2003

"Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?" - Donny
"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?" - Frank
posted by ArsncHeart at 10:18 AM on October 31, 2003

Dammit. Donnie
posted by ArsncHeart at 10:19 AM on October 31, 2003

ArsncHeart ... I'm beginning to question your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

Hmmm. I think I just figured out what I and three of my most unsuspecting friends are going to be tonight.

Add my vote for Frank as scariest bunnyman ever
posted by WolfDaddy at 2:25 PM on October 31, 2003

Donnie Darko gets me hot. That, and Bettie Page clown doll porn...
posted by NortonDC at 3:12 PM on October 31, 2003

But it is fear and love that are the deepest of human emotions.

Apparently my feelings about "Hungry, Hungry Hippos" are deeper than I ever imagined.
posted by onlyconnect at 3:43 PM on October 31, 2003

Or not.
posted by onlyconnect at 2:32 PM on November 13, 2003