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From the "Bound to Happen Sooner or Later" department: Mary Carey to host reality TV show in which 28 women will complete for the grand prize of a one-year contract in adult video.
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From the "Bound to Happen Sooner or Later" department

Get it? Bound? Ba dump bump.
posted by pizzasub at 9:29 AM on November 5, 2003


The subjects of reality TV shows have become so ridiculous / dehumanized / farcical that they are no longer interesting / shocking / compelling.
posted by xmutex at 9:35 AM on November 5, 2003


Two words: Reward Challenge!
posted by UncleFes at 9:37 AM on November 5, 2003


Women have to compete to appear in pr0n? That's news to me... I always figured you just took a trip to the valley, dropped trou', and went to it.
posted by togdon at 9:38 AM on November 5, 2003


That's what I was thinking, togdon. Seriously, don't you just have to ask?
posted by LittleMissCranky at 10:03 AM on November 5, 2003


It's too bad. I thought Carey's next endeavor would be the 10,000 man gang bang.
posted by vito90 at 10:04 AM on November 5, 2003


It looks like reality TV has finally found its own level, and quite appropriately too, I might add.
posted by psmealey at 10:07 AM on November 5, 2003


Sounds entertaining.

And, just to be fair, this is not network television, but pay-per-view porno. Honestly, it sounds like it will be more high-brow then most pr0n.

And I don't think this subsedes last weeks' "It's a man baby" show idea (six guys fight over one woman, only to discover it's actually a guy) which was going to be shown on broadcast TV by Sky, which is owned by Rupert Mrudoch.
posted by delmoi at 10:23 AM on November 5, 2003


In the event of a tie, will we get an anal-fisting elimination round?
posted by Blue Stone at 10:26 AM on November 5, 2003


I always figured you just took a trip to the valley, dropped trou', and went to it.
[valley girl accent] : Boob tube for sure. Gag me with a spoon: pay-per-view.
posted by thomcatspike at 10:26 AM on November 5, 2003


This is odd, win a p0nr contract; thought if you had it to sell, easy money. Wondering how many of these woman will spend money; nipping, tucking, adding so they may compete for a chance winning money. This seems slim too. Will agree there is lot of money to be made. Direct Tv is owned by GM(iirc). The adult film's division is GM's largest profit maker: the money maker at hotels which took over spirits sales recently.
posted by thomcatspike at 10:44 AM on November 5, 2003


Is Mrudoch teh new pr0n?
posted by fletchmuy at 10:59 AM on November 5, 2003


And, just to be fair, this is not network television, but pay-per-view porno. Honestly, it sounds like it will be more high-brow then most pr0n.

That's what you call damning with faint praise.

Hmmm, how low can we go? Any takers on when we're gonna see the first human sacrifice reality show?
posted by kgasmart at 11:13 AM on November 5, 2003


first human sacrifice reality show?
The woman contender killed during the ultimate fighting championship.
posted by thomcatspike at 11:47 AM on November 5, 2003


That was funny BlueStone, you just made me splooge all over my keyboard.
posted by vito90 at 11:48 AM on November 5, 2003


In the event of a tie, will we get an anal-fisting elimination round?

I dunno. that would be kind of a pain in the ass.

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posted by jonmc at 12:12 PM on November 5, 2003


thomcatspike -- The Ultimate Fighting Championship has never had any women in fights. You're thinking of Art Dore's Toughman competitions which are very different.
posted by maurice at 12:18 PM on November 5, 2003


maurice thank you for the correction(should of googled it).
posted by thomcatspike at 12:23 PM on November 5, 2003


For those wondering why the need for a competition. While it may be easier for women than men to get into this business, it ain't easy for anyone to get a $100,000 contract.
posted by alms at 12:40 PM on November 5, 2003


in re: reality programming, what ever could be next?
posted by BentPenguin at 2:34 PM on November 5, 2003


Who wants to be President.
posted by thomcatspike at 2:38 PM on November 5, 2003


I think that one has been done, thomcatspike.
posted by dg at 3:01 PM on November 5, 2003


Who Wants to Knock Up my Daughter

That's a brilliant idea for a reality show...
though I think it would actually be who wants to knock me up or who wants to have my baby.
posted by alms at 3:28 PM on November 5, 2003


Sick Day
posted by sonofsamiam at 3:30 PM on November 5, 2003


From the "sick day" link: Would you be prepared to give anything a go? Fancy yourself as a winner?
Brave enough to tackle tasks set by kids seeking retribution on adults? Now’s a chance to show your worth!

posted by thomcatspike at 3:35 PM on November 5, 2003




I don't have a name for this show yet, but here is my idea:

10 TV executives are hired and told that they each have to invent a reality show. Each reality show is put on the air, and the one with the highest ratings wins that TV executive the right to keep his job. The other nine are fired, blackballed and, in order to not starve, forced to appear on "Whoopi" as extras.

No, really, it will be a riot.
posted by Joey Michaels at 7:16 PM on November 5, 2003


johnmc: "In the event of a tie, will we get an anal-fisting elimination round?"

I dunno. that would be kind of a pain in the ass.

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posted by syzygy at 5:01 AM on November 6, 2003


Here's an idea for a reality show. Take two reasonably attractive people and have them live together as sex partners for a year. At the end of the year, they decide whether to stay together. The angle is that they can't talk or otherwise communicate with each other at all.
They also can't tell anyone they know about this relationship, it is a secret, nor even let anyone else know someone is staying with them. They can't be seen together in public, and they have to pretend they're single.

The show would be called "Stress."
posted by kablam at 8:52 PM on November 6, 2003


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