The perfect gift for every young Catholic athlete

November 14, 2003 4:44 AM

Looking for "the perfect gift for every young Catholic athlete?". Look no further than these Jesus Inspirational Sport Statues. Non Caucasian versions coming soon.
posted by gfrobe (19 comments total)

hi, welcome to the internet.
posted by Satapher at 4:52 AM on November 14, 2003

I would say given the current climate, Jesus might want to make his baseball instruction a little more theoretical. That looks too close to the Walt Hriniak "One hand on the bat" school of teaching.
posted by yerfatma at 4:54 AM on November 14, 2003

I'm sorry. I keep getting this image of Jesus kicking dirt (ala Billy Martin) at an umpire who rules against one of his kids!

Am I going to hell for that? :)
posted by LouReedsSon at 5:07 AM on November 14, 2003

previously discussed here.

You might want to actually read the posting page when it says 'this was previously posted here and you are going to double post please don't do that oh shit god no."
posted by angry modem at 5:11 AM on November 14, 2003

this is so 2001.
posted by glenwood at 5:13 AM on November 14, 2003

Jesus statues are gay.
posted by Witty at 5:39 AM on November 14, 2003

Here's some inspirational statues for ya, gfrobe.
posted by pooligan at 5:50 AM on November 14, 2003

Absolutely awsome pooli! It's good to know I'll have friends in hell. Can I call you friend? :)
posted by LouReedsSon at 5:59 AM on November 14, 2003

Dude, this was on Conan O'Brien years ago.
posted by mikeh at 6:16 AM on November 14, 2003

HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD OF THIS GUY MAHIR HE'S SOOOOO FUNNY OMG LOL!!!!1
posted by Hankins at 6:36 AM on November 14, 2003

Sorry all. I've been in a coma since '99 and just woke up.

There goes my hamster dance link..
posted by gfrobe at 6:56 AM on November 14, 2003

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posted by machaus at 7:21 AM on November 14, 2003

I remember the bit with these on Conan. High comedy.
posted by Quartermass at 7:37 AM on November 14, 2003

All your statues are belong to us.
posted by internal at 7:43 AM on November 14, 2003

*considers whipping out his jesus buttplug*
posted by quonsar at 8:11 AM on November 14, 2003

There goes my hamster dance link.

LOL!

See, everyone! You don't have to get all defensive when your post gets roughed up.
posted by jpoulos at 8:47 AM on November 14, 2003

You have superjesus.com and the everpopular but gone http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.com
posted by rough ashlar at 8:53 AM on November 14, 2003

Jesus Dress-up. Hey, look, it's gone all seasonal and stuff.
posted by Slithy_Tove at 9:15 AM on November 14, 2003

Is this two in a row? Didn't you double post yesterday?
posted by me3dia at 9:18 AM on November 14, 2003