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International Jewish Conspiracy

turbanhead — Fri, 14 Nov 2003 09:56:38 -0800

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By: Postroad

Postroad — Fri, 14 Nov 2003 10:04:56 -0800

Funniest thing I have experienced since my circumcision

By: specialk420

specialk420 — Fri, 14 Nov 2003 11:37:52 -0800

very funny.

By: dejah420

dejah420 — Fri, 14 Nov 2003 12:14:04 -0800

Lyrics has found that despite the continued popularity of the song written to promote them, few people do, in fact, have a nagilah. *snork* (Of course, now the song is stuck in my head and only gathering a group of my friends and dancing in a circle will fix it...)

By: billsaysthis

billsaysthis — Fri, 14 Nov 2003 16:44:14 -0800

specialk, what's funny about the site you linked? Seems (a) serious and (b) extremely reasonable to me. Of course I'm of Jewish heritage and therefore possibly just an agent of this conspiracy but I'd appreciate hearing your explanation.

By: kablam

kablam — Fri, 14 Nov 2003 18:18:33 -0800

Wanna get creeped out? Here is the real thing.

By: kickingtheground

kickingtheground — Fri, 14 Nov 2003 18:27:23 -0800

For years this guy was the only gentile we'd told about the conspiracy, but now I guess someone left our intranet accessible to the public. Damn, back to square one.

By: i_am_joe's_spleen

i_am_joe's_spleen — Fri, 14 Nov 2003 19:13:13 -0800

specialk420, here's a hint: conspiracise are secret. JINSA are obnoxious nutjobs, but they're public and open, and no worse than any other lobby group.

By: swerve

swerve — Fri, 14 Nov 2003 19:50:17 -0800

Dang, kablam, that thing's like Find-A-Jew. I even found my father's boss in there. (My father himself didn't rate a mention; he's just a cog in the machine.) turbanhead: cracked me up. Thanks.

By: zaelic

zaelic — Sat, 15 Nov 2003 02:56:24 -0800

here's a hint: conspiracise are secret. Not at all. Traditionally there is a big family party called a bris when we conspiracise a male child.

By: kablam

kablam — Sat, 15 Nov 2003 18:22:27 -0800

Which brings up the old gag that the Mohel only cuts off the foreskin of Reform Jews. On an Orthodox baby, he cuts off the foreskin and the aftskin.

By: crunchburger

crunchburger — Sat, 15 Nov 2003 18:29:48 -0800

Those darn Jews!

By: amberglow

amberglow — Sat, 15 Nov 2003 18:39:23 -0800

Those darn Jews! I know! We're rascally--and lovable too! (like dennis the menace) ; >

By: yhbc

yhbc — Sat, 15 Nov 2003 19:02:33 -0800

Not having had the good fortune to be born into the world-domination business, I had to join up. The Jews can't keep taking all the credit for running the world.

By: zaelic

zaelic — Sun, 16 Nov 2003 02:17:06 -0800

kablam: you know the rules - we are not supposed to tell anybody outside of the conspiracy the dreaded mohel jokes! Once they hear those we are not lovable anymore.