Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do

November 26, 2003 4:34 AM

Feeling Guilty? A proposition has been announced recently to help reduce the deficit and to "Take A Bite Out Of Crime."
posted by konolia (8 comments total)

What a great idea!

Now Rush Limbaugh can follow his own good advice and turn himself in for trafficking in illegal narcotics, laundering money and for hate crimes.
posted by nofundy at 4:36 AM on November 26, 2003

the "ARREST MYSELF NOW" button is utter, utter genius

I also dug how they actually had to put a "this page is for entertainment only" banner

posted by matteo at 4:48 AM on November 26, 2003

Soon to be adapted to a Metafilter Self-Policing Form, no doubt.
posted by rushmc at 5:31 AM on November 26, 2003

Sounds like the cops down there have been dipping into the goods in the evidence room
posted by anathema at 5:55 AM on November 26, 2003

Life imitates the Simpsons once again.
posted by skallas at 7:05 AM on November 26, 2003

You have selected "Regicide."
posted by ptermit at 7:25 AM on November 26, 2003

The small patch below contains a remarkable offshoot of military technology: An entire miniature Bible, produced by laser microprinting. Place your left hand on the spot and raise your right hand and say "I swear that all of the information I have given on this form is true, so help me, God."

Genius. I wanna live in East Point, Georgia
posted by tittergrrl at 7:58 AM on November 26, 2003

Ah, turns out, it's a Meme.

Fooey. I guess I can start unpacking these boxes tho.
posted by tittergrrl at 8:02 AM on November 26, 2003