Comments on: We have tapestries

We have tapestries

UKnowForKids — Wed, 26 Nov 2003 07:22:09 -0800

We had a crack at the Historic Tale Construction Kit a couple months ago in this thread, but Something Awful has done us one better and collected nine pages of raw humor created with the toy. Click! Read! Laugh!

By: vito90

vito90 — Wed, 26 Nov 2003 07:36:36 -0800

HaHa! Very funny post, thanks UKnowForKids!

By: soyjoy

soyjoy — Wed, 26 Nov 2003 07:37:27 -0800

The entire page devoted to the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch is a little tiresome, but considering the Something Awful Icon, I guess we gotta cut it some slack. The ones that actually use the language (relatively) correctly come off funnier to me. And the one correct use of "Wherefore" almost makes up for all the lame-ass "-eth" additions to random words. I think I prefer the completely non-verbal one, though. That's fvcking brilliant.

By: brownpau

brownpau — Wed, 26 Nov 2003 07:45:16 -0800

I thought not that yonder Goldmine couldst top a run of iPod ads but joy, I gladly grant that I stood mistaken.

By: WolfDaddy

WolfDaddy — Wed, 26 Nov 2003 07:45:41 -0800

"Tis XXX leagues to York. We hath a full sack of oats, half a measure of pipeweed, tis dark, and we weareth sunglasses. SMITE IT!" "Torch tapestry to continue" "HTTP error CDIV" "STFV NOOB" Farkin' grate.

By: bcwinters

bcwinters — Wed, 26 Nov 2003 09:55:33 -0800

OK, I nearly peed when I got to the Legend of Zelda spoof and the "JAZZ HANDS" one. Nice, um, posteth.

By: Satapher

Satapher — Wed, 26 Nov 2003 09:58:00 -0800

Is Cat Town made by Something Awful?

By: jpoulos

jpoulos — Wed, 26 Nov 2003 10:02:59 -0800

I didn't see this the first time. Funny stuff. Here's mine: Get Thy Battle On

By: UKnowForKids

UKnowForKids — Wed, 26 Nov 2003 10:27:17 -0800

Mine is a bit cheap and topical: The Neverland Ranch. Although it appears that somehow I munged the text in the first frame... Bah!

By: pardonyou?

pardonyou? — Wed, 26 Nov 2003 11:00:17 -0800

Awesome! I missed this the first time, too. Here's mine, with a nod to Caddyshack.

By: romakimmy

romakimmy — Wed, 26 Nov 2003 11:41:34 -0800

The Legend of MeFi Vol.1

By: brownpau

brownpau — Wed, 26 Nov 2003 12:06:29 -0800

In 1221, the war beginneth </self-link>

By: notsnot

notsnot — Wed, 26 Nov 2003 13:44:55 -0800

Here's my quick paste-up, so to speak.

By: syzygy

syzygy — Wed, 26 Nov 2003 14:47:41 -0800

browpau - when I clicked your link, I got this. Copy and pasting the link worked.

By: brownpau

brownpau — Wed, 26 Nov 2003 14:50:52 -0800

(syzygy - Whoops, sorry about that. I had to throw some emergency lines into .htaccess to prevent some hotlinking bandwidth theft, but I forgot that that would break external img links. I'll fix it after Thanksgiving.)

By: Smart Dalek

Smart Dalek — Wed, 26 Nov 2003 15:12:50 -0800

Whilst relating Thee Legend Of MeFi Vol. 2 (The Ador of the Double Post Guy), I remembered the reason I lost my job as a scribe for the monastery.

By: raygirvan

raygirvan — Wed, 26 Nov 2003 18:19:52 -0800

Hmm, yes. The Historic Tale Construction Kit's "post to gallery" crashes whenever I try to use it, and I can't work out (i.e. be arsed to work out) how to post to Something Awful. So here is my effort. Yeah, I know it should be "Hie thee hence".