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November 27, 2003 11:38 AM   Subscribe

Kittens! [via waxy]
posted by riffola (47 comments total)
 
I searched didn't find any past previous threads about it. Also it's a big fat download!
posted by riffola at 11:40 AM on November 27, 2003


Hmm...I guess we can scratch riffola off the list of people helping matt to screen prospective new users' posts ;)
posted by filmgoerjuan at 11:41 AM on November 27, 2003


#3 from the top makes me sad - he is blissfully unaware that he is about to be attacked by giant Domo-Kuns.
posted by PrinceValium at 11:43 AM on November 27, 2003


Aaww. So cute. Happy ending too.
And what film said. teehee
posted by ginz at 11:45 AM on November 27, 2003


Every time you post about kittens, God masturbates.

Or something.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 11:50 AM on November 27, 2003


"The trouble with a kitten is that
Eventually, it becomes a cat."
posted by Zonker at 11:57 AM on November 27, 2003


so many kittens, so little time.
posted by demannu at 11:57 AM on November 27, 2003


$10 says this site becomes the most linked to page from bloggers' pages in 2003.
posted by dobbs at 11:58 AM on November 27, 2003


My mom had a book of cat pictures that she would get down when we were being good or were otherwise bored and we would laugh and laugh and laugh....

I'm gonna lose it in about ten seconds.
posted by jon_kill at 12:01 PM on November 27, 2003


Almost as cute as the Botfly thread. ;)
posted by wsg at 12:03 PM on November 27, 2003


You just gotta love kitty porn.
posted by Dukebloo at 12:05 PM on November 27, 2003



posted by mcsweetie at 12:09 PM on November 27, 2003


aaaaawwwww, thanks riffola. my older cat recently died but this brings back memories.this pic reminds me of nuala, AKA the devil.
posted by poopy at 12:10 PM on November 27, 2003


That's a lot of pussy.
posted by sharpener at 12:13 PM on November 27, 2003


is there anything more relaxing than pictures of sleeping kittens?
posted by triv at 12:16 PM on November 27, 2003


Riffola is the god of kitten abundance!

All give praise to riffola!

<constructs elaborate and costly ritual to appease riffola and protect against kitten drought>
posted by Blue Stone at 12:42 PM on November 27, 2003


"The trouble with a kitten is that
Eventually, it becomes a cat."


Unless it contributes to fly-tipping in Britain's beautiful waterways.
posted by biffa at 12:45 PM on November 27, 2003




That pic and a few others takeoffs on the kitten/masturbation theme can be seen here......
posted by whirlwind29 at 12:46 PM on November 27, 2003


"Remember to spay and neuter your pets!"
posted by Ogre Lawless at 1:20 PM on November 27, 2003


The little orange one looks just like the kitty I had for over 20 years...who passed away not too long ago. I miss the Galactic Overlord. I know it's a goofy site...but thanks for posting it none the less. :)
posted by dejah420 at 2:05 PM on November 27, 2003


Dammit. Now I'm hungry.
posted by DrJohnEvans at 2:07 PM on November 27, 2003


Chock full of kitty goodness!

Thanks, riffola -- I'd never seen the "original" kitten page before...just the solo shot of the kitty flying above the grass.
posted by davidmsc at 2:14 PM on November 27, 2003


I like cats... mine should be getting out of rehab any day now.

soon to be dead, fred
posted by cedar at 2:21 PM on November 27, 2003


Bandwidth! [Firebird didn't like this one]
posted by trillion at 2:37 PM on November 27, 2003


For a second, I thought I had mistakenly logged onto Fark!
posted by mygoditsbob at 2:53 PM on November 27, 2003


[this is good]
posted by adampsyche at 3:20 PM on November 27, 2003


Thanks all, but I think waxpancake deserves the credit for this one. He has some really neat things linked in his links coloumn.
posted by riffola at 3:26 PM on November 27, 2003


My god. It's going to take me weeks to kill all those kittens. But I assure that even as I type, I'm wanworking hard at it.
posted by five fresh fish at 3:49 PM on November 27, 2003


(but before I continue, I must ask: why is one of the spawn Chthulu in this picture? That's just freaky.
posted by five fresh fish at 3:52 PM on November 27, 2003


I've seen this, but that was before I learned about the differences game (also a former mefi post). Now I see several of the kitten pics toward the end of this page were used in the game.

Also: I love kittens!
posted by frykitty at 3:55 PM on November 27, 2003


Turdmonster.com

An interview and the true story of the giant Domo-Kuns and the poor kittens can be found here.

HIS Thanksgiving sroey is here.
posted by DBAPaul at 4:01 PM on November 27, 2003


Hmm: http://homepage.mac.com/darkle/kitties/ ? Who is this mysterious 'darkle', the font of such wonderful kitteny goodness? All I can find that is definitely linked to him/her is this Intermission music...

God, that's brilliant, though. Kittens in motion are so light they pretty much float and hover above the ground anyway, making for some great gravity-free photos. I wonder if these are outdoor cats or ferals on a farm? I've never seen a cat willingly wade into water (like one in one of the shots) . . . then again, with the right motivation (fish), it could happen.
posted by Shane at 7:37 PM on November 27, 2003


The calico photos remind me of my cat Popcorn, who died recently as well...a bad time for metafilterian's kitties. :(

My girlfriend has always been dubious abut the validity of metafilter, but this site redeems it for her.

Extra thanks to riffola for posting this here, this really helped make this the best Turkey day ever!
posted by Snyder at 9:12 PM on November 27, 2003


I believe darkle is darukaru, judging from the fact that darukaru once linked to a mirror he'd made of the same set of pictures in a MetaTalk thread, possibly since deleted, that rebeccablood had posted about Sex Kitten aka oralse.cx, the famous parody of goatse.cx.

I had wondered, onscreen in that oralse.cx thread, from where the picture had come--citing an email exchange I'd had with the oralse.cx site owner, one Antwon, who wrote and told me he'd gotten the Sex Kitten picture from a a set posted on a University of Indiana student's homepage some years back.

Darukaru then surprisingly, and obligingly, posted a link to a mirror he had made of the original set of pictures--the very same set as Antwon had written about and riffola has just linked here--and he has reposted it about three times upon my mentioning it one time or another in MetaTalk. The link above is to one of the later repostings he made.

He reposted it at least once because the previous URL had gone down and I had wondered, onscreen, if the pictures were gone for good. As it turned out, he'd moved them to the evilsupermop page, which I notice is now down. So, I suspect he has reposted them again, seeing as they are both homepage.mac.com URLS.

In other words, this is not at all new to these pages, although it is not exactly a double post, as it never was a front page post. By the way, I seem to recollect realizing long ago that Antwon of Sex Kitten fame is or was a MetaFilter member, although I long since forgotten the why and of how I figured that out.
posted by y2karl at 10:10 PM on November 27, 2003


Oh, now I remember how I figured it out--Anthony Youhas, owner of Antwon, and therefor Sex Kitten, is youhas here. Now all we need is for darukaru to step forward.
posted by y2karl at 10:19 PM on November 27, 2003


But until he does, here is darukaru's explanation then.
posted by y2karl at 10:33 PM on November 27, 2003


Why so many pictures of dead kittens?
posted by five fresh fish at 10:42 PM on November 27, 2003


Cool post. Now do a porn one!!
posted by robbie01 at 10:59 PM on November 27, 2003


I've never seen a cat willingly wade into water

When I was a toddler, we had a cat that would wade through our paddling pool rather than go around (and thus adding maybe a metre to its journey), and had also been known to get into a running bath.
posted by biffa at 2:24 AM on November 28, 2003


Five fresh fish, my grandfather used to refer to that kind of hyper-relaxed sleeping cat as "a perfectly good dead cat." It's a phrase that sticks with one.
posted by SealWyf at 6:19 AM on November 28, 2003


I've never seen a cat willingly wade into water

Maine Coon cats love water as do Turkish Van cats.
posted by y2karl at 10:17 AM on November 28, 2003


Thanks, y2karl. Somehow, though, as I was reading your long explanation above, I kept seeing it in your traditional format of mouse-over text. "Why doesn't y2k's text disappear after a few seconds," I kept thinking ;-)

My first cat was a Maine coon, and he was the smartest, craftiest, craziest animal I've ever known. He was soooo cool. Grew a huge lion's mane around his neck in the Wintertime. He wasn't fond of water, though, although he'd surely go out in the rain to track a female in heat.
posted by Shane at 10:33 AM on November 28, 2003


Grew a huge lion's mane around his neck in the Wintertime.

They do look especially leonine at times, with that mane, the long square nose and the hooded eyes.
posted by y2karl at 11:08 AM on November 28, 2003


Well, one more comment--this one on topic: my memory sucks. Here is the thread where Darukaru said kitty.jpg is great. But can you handle a whole page of kittens?! to everyone's delight and then commented later, The front page can't handle all the kitties. But if you wanna prove me wrong, feel free to post it. ;)... I seem to conflated this with the Metatalk thread on oralse.cx com, my email exchange with darukaru and his subsequent mirrors of the original homocidal techs page. I think. At any rate, he gets the credit of first posting it, albeit in a comment in the blue. It would have been untraceable from Search but all the same at least four or five here recalled it. At any rate, it's time for me to send out for the piracetam, I guess.
posted by y2karl at 11:20 PM on November 28, 2003


Hey guys, I just got a call from Apple asking me to take down the cats. So I did. Whoever leaked these, thanks for the 15 seconds of internet fame.
posted by darukaru at 10:10 AM on December 4, 2003


Oh yeah, and just as a side note, they got 7000 hits in the past 30 minutes alone.
posted by darukaru at 10:11 AM on December 4, 2003


Sorry about that darukaru.
posted by riffola at 5:09 PM on December 4, 2003


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