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..and I no longer feel horny

PenDevil — Mon, 01 Dec 2003 04:22:04 -0800

The 12 Sexually Transmitted Infections of Christmas (Flash Required)

By: quonsar

quonsar — Mon, 01 Dec 2003 04:31:40 -0800

ow.

By: Pericles

Pericles — Mon, 01 Dec 2003 04:47:43 -0800

I shall avoid all those by sticking earnestly to "Come, all ye Faithful" when I go a-wassailing

By: ollybee

ollybee — Mon, 01 Dec 2003 04:51:54 -0800

Scabies is'nt always sexually transmitted cos I had it once and I definatly wasnt getting any at the time.

By: troutfishing

troutfishing — Mon, 01 Dec 2003 05:29:48 -0800

Damn. I need to install flash. This has got to be a good, gross classic on the level of parasitic worms crawling out of somebody's nose in a restaurant and sending the waiter running screaming into the street (recent mefi post) It's almost better to imagine it, but maybe not and - besides - I can't list 12 STD's off the top of my head. Are parasitic worms considered STD's? I bet tapeworms are transmissible through some forms of sex. Or is eating someone's brain a form of sex? If so, I could put that brain-rot disease - which cannibals used to get from eating human brains - on my list too. For that matter, what isn't sex? There are sure a lot of fetishes..........

By: rushmc

rushmc — Mon, 01 Dec 2003 05:37:27 -0800

Pretty well done, though it doesn't reach the level of greatness of Monty Python's Medical Love Song.

By: degnarra

degnarra — Mon, 01 Dec 2003 05:43:03 -0800

re: troutfishing's post... the only way tapeworms can be sexually transmitted is by having anal sex with guy A who has tapeworms, then having oral sex with guy B (previously uninfected) without cleaning off your member. Thanks for the thought.

By: Blue Stone

Blue Stone — Mon, 01 Dec 2003 05:47:03 -0800

troutfishing... for the sake of your romantic life... NO eating someone's brain IS NOT a form of sex.

By: jozxyqk

jozxyqk — Mon, 01 Dec 2003 05:50:07 -0800

Blue Stone: Zombies might disagree.

By: Pericles

Pericles — Mon, 01 Dec 2003 05:51:57 -0800

Blue Stone.. there are some who would disagree with you.

By: TimeFactor

TimeFactor — Mon, 01 Dec 2003 06:01:01 -0800

Aren't crabs and pubic lice the same thing?

By: psmealey

psmealey — Mon, 01 Dec 2003 06:14:19 -0800

TimeFactor, yes, as it turns out. They are used interchangeably. You might be interested to know that scabies and public lice are similar, but entirely different afflictions. On this note, I think I'll go take a bath in disinfectant now.

By: biffa

biffa — Mon, 01 Dec 2003 06:27:35 -0800

the only way tapeworms can be sexually transmitted is by having anal sex with guy A who has tapeworms, then having oral sex with guy B (previously uninfected) without cleaning off your member. You couldn't ingest them as a result of rimming or felching?

By: quonsar

quonsar — Mon, 01 Dec 2003 06:29:52 -0800

well, yes, but only the really fast ones.

By: dazed_one

dazed_one — Mon, 01 Dec 2003 06:43:07 -0800

Dear god this discussion is rancid. But I just can't look away!

By: jfuller

jfuller — Mon, 01 Dec 2003 06:43:36 -0800

> Aren't crabs and pubic lice the same thing? If you put it in Washington, yes. If you put it on Baltimore, no.

By: madamjujujive

madamjujujive — Mon, 01 Dec 2003 07:13:47 -0800

ewww, I would think this would be a very effective promo for condoms...I know it will induce me to take further precautions.

By: degnarra

degnarra — Mon, 01 Dec 2003 07:47:15 -0800

You couldn't ingest them as a result of rimming or felching? Dude, I guess I didn't spend as much time on this one as you did...

By: beth

beth — Mon, 01 Dec 2003 11:22:13 -0800

Condoms didn't me from getting scabies from the mefite who infected me. He had a patch on his underarm. Scabies are hell, trust me. I gave myself bruises from scratching my legs so hard. I couldn't sleep for all the itching, all over my body. Between my fingers was especially aggravating. Heed my warning, don't have sex with people from metafilter!

By: beth

beth — Mon, 01 Dec 2003 11:24:42 -0800

Condom's didn't *prevent* me etc etc.

By: beth

beth — Mon, 01 Dec 2003 11:25:38 -0800

Gah! Apostrophe fault! Condoms. Simple plural. I'll just shut up now.

By: SisterHavana

SisterHavana — Mon, 01 Dec 2003 11:53:42 -0800

Very, very clever. : )

By: NGnerd

NGnerd — Mon, 01 Dec 2003 21:15:15 -0800

thanks for the post, that was the most beautifal singing of "gonorhea" i've ever heard.