I'd still like someone to explain to me
August 24, 2000 8:25 PM   Subscribe

I'd still like someone to explain to me what a "Britney Spears" is. Is it synthetic? Created with Lightwave?
posted by Steven Den Beste (4 comments total)

She (?) also seems to be one of the prizes in a contest being run by McDonald's right now.
posted by Steven Den Beste at 10:05 PM on August 24, 2000

"We here at Hangar 666 on the Disney back lot in Orlando are entirely responsible for Ms. Spears; indeed she is the finest piece of 'entertainment programming in response to marketing' (tm OprahDisneyGates Inc.) we have built to date, though Ms. Aguilera and the assorted boy groups were none too shabby either."
posted by harmful at 7:09 AM on August 25, 2000

Besides physics and math, Britney also gives relationship advice. I will never look at BBC the same way again.
posted by tamim at 9:50 AM on August 25, 2000

I think I might have actually stayed awake in my semiconductor physics class if Britney was teaching it...
posted by gyc at 4:48 PM on August 25, 2000

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