Comments on: Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson

Mwongozi — Fri, 05 Dec 2003 17:52:27 -0800

Like Michael Jackson? Amazon customers recommend...

By: Reverend Mykeru

Reverend Mykeru — Fri, 05 Dec 2003 18:03:21 -0800

That's just unspeakably cruel. Sweet.

By: nthdegx

nthdegx — Fri, 05 Dec 2003 18:06:19 -0800

O_O

By: amberglow

amberglow — Fri, 05 Dec 2003 18:08:40 -0800

oooo...very good!

By: Zonker

Zonker — Fri, 05 Dec 2003 18:09:02 -0800

Obvious, immature, completely unfair . . . . So of course, I laughed out loud.

By: Reverend Mykeru

Reverend Mykeru — Fri, 05 Dec 2003 18:13:33 -0800

Yes, I agree that it's unfair. I mean, anyone can see that Michael Jackson is an innocent, unfairly persecuted genius. It's a plain as the nose ...on...his... Nevermind.

By: Oriole Adams

Oriole Adams — Fri, 05 Dec 2003 19:33:21 -0800

Hilarious! Reminiscent of Bil Keane's fans....

By: ashbury

ashbury — Fri, 05 Dec 2003 19:38:10 -0800

To play devil's advocate here: what happened to "innocent until proven guilty"?

By: gyc

gyc — Fri, 05 Dec 2003 19:44:52 -0800

Google&AmazonBombingFilter?

By: Reverend Mykeru

Reverend Mykeru — Fri, 05 Dec 2003 19:58:26 -0800

ashbury: "To play devil's advocate here: what happened to "innocent until proven guilty"?" That's a legal distinction for the courts. As private citizens we can think he is guilty of everything up to and including the Kennedy assassination and being the silent partner financing Can't Stop the Music.

By: Yelling At Nothing

Yelling At Nothing — Fri, 05 Dec 2003 20:05:39 -0800

FREE MICHAEL JACKSON

By: ashbury

ashbury — Fri, 05 Dec 2003 20:13:13 -0800

Reverend, I agree, that it is a distinction for the courts. But it also spills into the private citizenry IF he actually is innocent. It smells like vigilantee-ism at the worst and smells like slander at best and is simply an all-around shitty thing to say about anybody. IF they are innocent.

By: eatitlive

eatitlive — Fri, 05 Dec 2003 21:44:12 -0800

BE MICHAEL JACKSON

By: Keyser Soze

Keyser Soze — Fri, 05 Dec 2003 21:47:52 -0800

Innocent until proven guilty.

By: Keyser Soze

Keyser Soze — Fri, 05 Dec 2003 21:48:30 -0800

But that wont stop my or the other proletariats opinions. Only TV and movies can.

By: alms

alms — Fri, 05 Dec 2003 22:08:23 -0800

Innocent until molested.

By: Johnny Assay

Johnny Assay — Fri, 05 Dec 2003 22:09:39 -0800

Too bad Amazon doesn't have a link to recommend stuff from, say, Home Depot. Then we could all recommend torches & pitchforks as well.

By: Fupped Duck

Fupped Duck — Fri, 05 Dec 2003 22:11:11 -0800

Biting social commentary in the 21st century

By: XQUZYPHYR

XQUZYPHYR — Sat, 06 Dec 2003 00:19:53 -0800

Okay, I'm sorry, could you repeat that one there for me? "Sodomy and the Pirate Tradition: English Sea Rovers in the Seventeenth-Century Caribbean?" Someone wrote this? Someone researched this?

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Sat, 06 Dec 2003 00:26:39 -0800

XQUZYPHYR, someone was swabbing the poop decks, if you know what I mean.

By: feelinglistless

feelinglistless — Sat, 06 Dec 2003 02:37:28 -0800

Our Customers' Advice This feature is temporarily unavailable. (Damn... too late -- what did it say?)

By: wdpeck

wdpeck — Sat, 06 Dec 2003 03:41:26 -0800

ashbury spake: Reverend, I agree, that it is a distinction for the courts. But it also spills into the private citizenry IF he actually is innocent. It smells like vigilantee-ism at the worst and smells like slander at best and is simply an all-around shitty thing to say about anybody. IF they are innocent. You know, anyone with a friggin' MacCauly Culkin shrine in his home is guilty of something.

By: Blue Stone

Blue Stone — Sat, 06 Dec 2003 05:40:32 -0800

Everyone knows things like this get flushed as soon as the hosting site gets wind of it. Did nobody take a snap???

By: Civil_Disobedient

Civil_Disobedient — Sat, 06 Dec 2003 07:08:28 -0800

XQUZYPHYR - I almost took a class when I was at college that would have required reading that book.

By: Nelson

Nelson — Sat, 06 Dec 2003 08:38:26 -0800

I've read parts of Sodomy and the Pirate Tradition. It's pretty cool.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Sat, 06 Dec 2003 09:23:46 -0800

But that wont stop my or the other proletariats opinions. Only TV and movies can. But you aristocrats are otherwise enlightened?

By: sixtwenty3dc

sixtwenty3dc — Sat, 06 Dec 2003 10:25:20 -0800

my friend took a screenshot before amazon took it down... let the hilarity ensue.

By: ROU_Xenophobe

ROU_Xenophobe — Sat, 06 Dec 2003 10:59:35 -0800

Bah. Nobody had the sense to recommend Gary Glitter?

By: macrone

macrone — Sat, 06 Dec 2003 12:12:53 -0800

Part of the list is also available at Gawker.

By: Sidhedevil

Sidhedevil — Sat, 06 Dec 2003 12:38:45 -0800

XQUZYPHYR--I attended a panel at the 1990 Modern Language Association that featured scholarly papers on male/male pirate sex. That was the same convention, I believe, at which film theorist Tania Modleski talked about the hot-dog tree in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure as a "phallosyncretic symbol".

By: Zonker

Zonker — Sat, 06 Dec 2003 14:33:29 -0800

Looks like they've now started on another Jackson album. No doubt this list will soon be deleted, too. (And this one, which recommends "plastic surgery disasters".)

By: Reverend Mykeru

Reverend Mykeru — Sun, 07 Dec 2003 20:15:54 -0800

I can appreciate the feelings of people who wish Michael Jackson to remain unmolested... *snort*