Gift ideas

December 11, 2003 9:44 AM

For that special someone. Kinda/sorta nsfw and/or offensive.Via Bifurcated Rivets.Again.(flash?)
posted by johnny7 (17 comments total)

I really needed a good laugh. Thanks.
posted by donfactor at 9:50 AM on December 11, 2003

Pepsifil- Well, now I know what to get my mom for Christmas.
posted by DaShiv at 9:52 AM on December 11, 2003

Heh.
posted by Outlawyr at 9:58 AM on December 11, 2003

I would be sad for anyone who thought it was offensive to see women coming their brains out.
posted by Skot at 10:09 AM on December 11, 2003

I am offended that there is no similar product for men.

Besides apple pie, I mean.
posted by Hildago at 10:44 AM on December 11, 2003

My favorite is the older lady towards the end, followed by the wagging vibrator.

Good stuff! And it helped put me in the spirit!

Hildago, just make sure the pie is almost completely cooled, I seem to remember some burn incidents after American Pie came out and the copycat pie humpers gave it their best shot (yes, I meant that).
posted by fenriq at 11:04 AM on December 11, 2003

I thought they were going to end up sneezing.
posted by adampsyche at 11:22 AM on December 11, 2003

I own a similar "rabbit" and it's GREAT. I highly recommend it.
posted by MsVader at 11:28 AM on December 11, 2003

These rabbits, they... oh, never mind.
posted by emelenjr at 11:46 AM on December 11, 2003

"Next up, the Beach Boys, singing 'Good Vibrations', right after these messages..."
posted by twsf at 11:51 AM on December 11, 2003

I thought they were about to have their faced cummed on.
posted by Keyser Soze at 12:06 PM on December 11, 2003

fenriq: the older lady towards the end - that's Betty Hoskins

Here she is at Channel 4's the Salon (real video) if you're so interested in video of her ...
posted by ajbattrick at 12:19 PM on December 11, 2003

emelenjr has made me laugh out loud -- and i can't even watch the link here at work. miss former vulcanmike's girlfriend now lesbian had said rabbit when we were together, and she was underwhelmed. it did crack the first time it was used, though, so perhaps it never lived to its full potential.
posted by VulcanMike at 12:21 PM on December 11, 2003

was that too much information? i'm sorry. it's been a busy day.
posted by VulcanMike at 12:23 PM on December 11, 2003

I am offended that there is no similar product for men.

Besides apple pie, I mean.

Hildago - dong resin recommends a warmed can of icing. and what about this...? isn't it for boys...?
posted by t r a c y at 12:23 PM on December 11, 2003

That's one creepy-lookin' implement, tracy. Gotta love how only the nose separates it from looking like a fish.
posted by arto at 1:19 AM on December 12, 2003

A Miss. Armoured Ant was bought one of these as a gift.
Then she decided to be ex-Miss Armoured Ant. Take that any way you will.

*mopes*
posted by armoured-ant at 7:27 PM on December 14, 2003