Live from Baghdad -- Not

December 13, 2003 11:22 PM

This is frankly not one of the best films ever made."Realizing that sequels are often fraught with peril, the producers of Barney Cam secured starring roles from the President, the First Lady, many senior White House officials and a yet-to-be-named surprise cameo appearance."
posted by digaman (21 comments total)

what?

seriously?
posted by jimmy at 11:31 PM on December 13, 2003

considering this is on about every major network, and a simple tour of the most freaking toured house in the word, save QEIIs Why is this worthy of a post?

Ah hell , the dog at least I trust....
posted by Elim at 11:38 PM on December 13, 2003

because it's the president's dog wandering around with a camera, dude.

i hadn't heard about it, but i want to know where i can get a copy. i want to see who the surprise cameo appearance is.
posted by jimmy at 11:47 PM on December 13, 2003

This was lame.
But Andy Card cracks me up. Weird to see a Republican with a Boston accent.
posted by PrinceValium at 11:59 PM on December 13, 2003

There will never be a presidential short film as great as President Clinton's Final Days.mov
posted by palegirl at 12:19 AM on December 14, 2003

palegirl wins. That was the greatest movie ever.

There's something about Clinton you just have to love. I don't know what it is, but he's just so, well...lovable.
posted by BlueTrain at 12:38 AM on December 14, 2003

The surprise cameo is Richard Perle's pitbull, Hellhound.
posted by Ignatius J. Reilly at 1:56 AM on December 14, 2003

It's because Clinton is like a common man. He doesn't hold himself to the preconceived notion that he needs to constantly be formal.

Most presidents have gala balls, he had barbeques with rock bands.
posted by benjh at 4:54 AM on December 14, 2003

I agree with benjh. Most people hold to the preconceived notion that the President shouldn't be receiving oral sex while discussing policy with a Senator on the phone. Not Clinton.

But that Bush...he's WAY too formal. Constantly.
posted by TheFarSeid at 5:14 AM on December 14, 2003

Most people hold to the preconceived notion that the President shouldn't be receiving oral sex while discussing policy with a Senator on the phone. Not Clinton.

Hey, no need to be jealous 'cos YOUR guy can't even walk and chew gum at the same time ... ;)

/fark-filter
posted by aeschenkarnos at 5:45 AM on December 14, 2003

You got me. I'm jealous. Of Democrats.
posted by TheFarSeid at 8:41 AM on December 14, 2003

Hey, no need to be jealous 'cos YOUR guy can't even walk and chew gum at the same time ... ;)


Please. It's pretzels, not gum, pretzels.
posted by gyc at 9:32 AM on December 14, 2003

the surprise cameo is Paris Hilton, in a special night-vision section ; >
posted by amberglow at 9:39 AM on December 14, 2003

I think that was during the Socks the Cat video...
posted by TheFarSeid at 10:47 AM on December 14, 2003

Most people hold to the preconceived notion that the President shouldn't be receiving oral sex while discussing policy with a Senator on the phone. Not Clinton.

I agree.. and it is SO AWESOME that he could be getting his knob gobbled and still remain all cool and collected while talking about complicated policy. That is just rad. The only thing that would make me more proud of him is if he could successfully eat a pretzel while doing it.
posted by Hildago at 12:07 PM on December 14, 2003

Very eloquent. Yeah, issues are really irrelevant. What's important is how rad he is. And if he can get his knob gobbled while he works.
posted by TheFarSeid at 6:26 PM on December 14, 2003

You're just jealous because Bush chooses the wrong commandments to ignore. I'd much rather have a president who ignored the seventh but tried to keep the sixth than the other way around. Blow jobs are RAD, murders are BOGUS.
posted by Hildago at 7:08 PM on December 14, 2003

ugh, as much as I hate this particular meme...

Metafilter: Blow jobs are RAD, murders are BOGUS
posted by palegirl at 7:30 PM on December 14, 2003

I love it when the minority calls me jealous.
posted by TheFarSeid at 12:37 AM on December 15, 2003

Minority? Since when?
posted by nofundy at 5:06 AM on December 15, 2003

Most presidents have gala balls, he had barbeques with rock bands.

Clinton had gala balls...or at least Monica seemed to think so.

Thank you! I'll be here all week! Try the veal!
posted by Vidiot at 6:56 AM on December 15, 2003