So Paris Hilton is not a hotel, then.

December 21, 2003 8:38 PM

That Paris Hilton sex-tape in full. She's not really as pretty as I thought. Probably NSFW.
posted by nthdegx (12 comments total)

Okay. That's stupid.
posted by delmoi at 8:47 PM on December 21, 2003

yeah. stupid.
posted by jpoulos at 8:51 PM on December 21, 2003

stupid stupid.
posted by ejoey at 8:58 PM on December 21, 2003

Metafilter: Stupid stupid.

Seriously, though - haven't we all jerked off (or female equivalent) to this already? Why the repost?
posted by Ryvar at 9:00 PM on December 21, 2003

Oh. Uh . . . crap (not gay).
posted by Ryvar at 9:02 PM on December 21, 2003

She's a man, baby!
posted by mr_crash_davis at 9:03 PM on December 21, 2003

The real one's much better, which isn't saying much.
posted by HTuttle at 9:05 PM on December 21, 2003

If you listen real closely, in the background you can just make out baby jesus crying.
posted by fatbobsmith at 9:07 PM on December 21, 2003

*Kicks internet*

Be more funny!
posted by Stan Chin at 9:08 PM on December 21, 2003

There's also a Flash version here, and it actually has the real Paris Hilton in it.
posted by brownpau at 9:11 PM on December 21, 2003

ComEddy.com is the most idiotic thing in the history of the world.
posted by delmoi at 9:13 PM on December 21, 2003

wow that was so stupid i think i go vote for al sharpton now.
posted by MrLint at 9:15 PM on December 21, 2003