The Shiznet

December 28, 2003 3:58 PM

The Poop on Poop [an A to Z courtesy of Vice]
posted by boost ventilator (15 comments total)

Another crappy topic
posted by Trik at 4:44 PM on December 28, 2003

Guaranteed to break the ice at parties!

Shit! I read the hole article.
posted by hoskala at 5:18 PM on December 28, 2003

Holy crap!
posted by SisterHavana at 5:31 PM on December 28, 2003

Feacinating.
posted by Blue Stone at 6:01 PM on December 28, 2003

Faecinating, even.

D'oh.
posted by Blue Stone at 6:03 PM on December 28, 2003

sheeeee-it.
posted by quonsar at 6:03 PM on December 28, 2003

the poop and the pendulum
posted by quonsar at 6:07 PM on December 28, 2003

The Man Who Could Not Stop Shitting, "classic" prose from the Usenet archive.
posted by Armitage Shanks at 6:24 PM on December 28, 2003

gourmet chocolate dog poop!
posted by quonsar at 6:38 PM on December 28, 2003

Umm...that Zappa anecdote...I dunno...there was that urban legend about someone who wanted to outgross Zappa and took a dump on stage, and Z took a bite...not true.

But that peanut butter up the asshole ploy I clearly remember reading 34 years ago in Tuli Kupferberg's (of the Fugs) book: 1001 Ways to Avoid the Draft. A funny book including a few potentially good ideas.
posted by kozad at 6:46 PM on December 28, 2003

Alkulukuja Paskova Karhu, The Prime Number Shitting Bear.
posted by carter at 6:58 PM on December 28, 2003

When do people ever find the time to come up with this stuff?
posted by mischief at 8:12 PM on December 28, 2003

When do people ever find the time to sit in front of the TV for 5 hours a day?
posted by malevolent at 1:20 AM on December 29, 2003

mal: Either my joke sailed right over your head, or your humor is even more subtle than mine. ;-P
posted by mischief at 4:30 AM on December 29, 2003

what a shitty post
posted by daHIFI at 12:40 PM on December 29, 2003