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Vidiot — Mon, 29 Dec 2003 13:47:20 -0800

Paris Hilton and John Ashcroft are #1 and #2, respectively, on the list of fake names used by people ordering pizza. In other news, people with Dean bumper stickers on their car tip more than those with Bush bumper stickers. And 42 percent of Americans will have pizza on New Year's Eve, while only 2 percent will have caviar. (All this courtesy of a Domino's Pizza survey.)

By: cardboard

cardboard — Mon, 29 Dec 2003 14:16:09 -0800

I've heard bad things about New Year's Eve pizzas and what disgruntled employees cooped up inside the pizza place put on them, under the cheese....

By: quonsar

quonsar — Mon, 29 Dec 2003 14:35:30 -0800

first job i ever had was at a pizza place. always look under the cheese.

By: wsg

wsg — Mon, 29 Dec 2003 16:00:39 -0800

always look under the cheese. Words to live by.

By: SPrintF

SPrintF — Mon, 29 Dec 2003 19:43:56 -0800

This time of year, I always use the name Felice Navidad. Living in a largely Hispanic community as I do, they don't dare ask me if I'm joking.

By: Goofyy

Goofyy — Tue, 30 Dec 2003 01:49:38 -0800

Thank god only 2% on the caviar! If it was more popular, it would get too expensive.

By: palancik

palancik — Tue, 30 Dec 2003 05:47:56 -0800

Metafilter: always look under the cheese!

By: Oxydude

Oxydude — Tue, 30 Dec 2003 17:11:25 -0800

I don't recall seeing any Dean (or Bush) for President for the 2004 election. The story doesn't mention who commissioned the study. Sounds very fake. Looks like the Reuters editors took the holiday week off and left the story selection to the college interns, and they pulled a fast one.