Broog reviews the easily-crushed cultural offerings of Earth Cinema

January 3, 2004 2:38 PM

Broog: Alien Film Critic
Likes: Cuckoo
"Broog will not seek to interpret this film on your behalf, but he will come round to your feeble dwelling and sow your fields with salt, stampede your tiny offspring, and wear your housepets as slippers if you do not avail yourself of the opportunity to see the movie."
Dislikes: Matrix Revolutions
"By the same point in “Revolutions”, Broog was designing a new annex to the Chamber of Oiled Hedgehogs for the special use of Andy and Larry when Broog is able to get his grasping organs on them.
posted by thatwhichfalls (6 comments total)

LOTR:ROTK becomes "Lord of the Rings: The Fat Jolly Hobbit Saves Middle Earth And Everyone Is Nice To His Whiny Friend"

Very, very funny.
posted by tiamat at 3:38 PM on January 3, 2004

Sounds a lot like Morbo to me, but not as consistent.
posted by infowar at 4:25 PM on January 3, 2004

Boo, I wanted to call Morbo! Puny Earthling infowar got it first!
posted by Scoo at 5:23 PM on January 3, 2004

I quite like Mr. Cranky's movie reviews.
posted by madman at 11:10 PM on January 3, 2004

I quite like Mr. Cranky's movie reviews.

On the other hand, Broog dosn't come with this.



I genearly avoid websites that try to rape me.
posted by delmoi at 5:48 AM on January 4, 2004

"The mighty cinematic edifice which is the human Jackson’s rendering of Tolkien’s classic novel grinds to its imperial conclusion in the third film, "Lord of the Rings: The Fat Jolly Hobbit Saves Middle Earth And Everyone Is Nice To His Whiny Friend". The movie follows the exploits of Sam as he hauls his limp and apparently pointless companion across the dark desolation of Mordor......."

Best LOTR nutshell. Ever.

Hulking, many organed Broog's magnificence is little reduced when, in occasional attacks of infuriated picque - at puny human eccentricities best dealt with through immediate devouring - Broog forgets spellchecks. But Broog is appalled by crude human linguistic scratchings anyway. Broog can do what Broog wants and simply devour tiny, pathetic detractors.
posted by troutfishing at 8:12 AM on January 5, 2004