Comments on: Broog reviews the easily-crushed cultural offerings of Earth Cinema

Broog reviews the easily-crushed cultural offerings of Earth Cinema

thatwhichfalls — Sat, 03 Jan 2004 14:38:44 -0800

Broog: Alien Film Critic
Likes: Cuckoo
"Broog will not seek to interpret this film on your behalf, but he will come round to your feeble dwelling and sow your fields with salt, stampede your tiny offspring, and wear your housepets as slippers if you do not avail yourself of the opportunity to see the movie."
Dislikes: Matrix Revolutions
"By the same point in "Revolutions", Broog was designing a new annex to the Chamber of Oiled Hedgehogs for the special use of Andy and Larry when Broog is able to get his grasping organs on them.

By: tiamat

tiamat — Sat, 03 Jan 2004 15:38:11 -0800

LOTR:ROTK becomes "Lord of the Rings: The Fat Jolly Hobbit Saves Middle Earth And Everyone Is Nice To His Whiny Friend" Very, very funny.

By: infowar

infowar — Sat, 03 Jan 2004 16:25:10 -0800

Sounds a lot like Morbo to me, but not as consistent.

By: Scoo

Scoo — Sat, 03 Jan 2004 17:23:22 -0800

Boo, I wanted to call Morbo! Puny Earthling infowar got it first!

By: madman

madman — Sat, 03 Jan 2004 23:10:29 -0800

I quite like Mr. Cranky's movie reviews.

By: delmoi

delmoi — Sun, 04 Jan 2004 05:48:03 -0800

I quite like Mr. Cranky's movie reviews. On the other hand, Broog dosn't come with this. I genearly avoid websites that try to rape me.

By: troutfishing

troutfishing — Mon, 05 Jan 2004 08:12:58 -0800

"The mighty cinematic edifice which is the human Jackson's rendering of Tolkien's classic novel grinds to its imperial conclusion in the third film, "Lord of the Rings: The Fat Jolly Hobbit Saves Middle Earth And Everyone Is Nice To His Whiny Friend". The movie follows the exploits of Sam as he hauls his limp and apparently pointless companion across the dark desolation of Mordor......." Best LOTR nutshell. Ever. Hulking, many organed Broog's magnificence is little reduced when, in occasional attacks of infuriated picque - at puny human eccentricities best dealt with through immediate devouring - Broog forgets spellchecks. But Broog is appalled by crude human linguistic scratchings anyway. Broog can do what Broog wants and simply devour tiny, pathetic detractors.