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January 14, 2004 2:47 PM   Subscribe

The Bible, in IRC logs
posted by Orange Goblin (21 comments total)

 
Kind of amusing, thanks.
posted by tomplus2 at 3:04 PM on January 14, 2004


Oh man! Oh man. Man. That's some good stuff. Nice find, Orange Goblin.
posted by cortex at 3:11 PM on January 14, 2004


Hahahaha! The sexings, masturbation etc. chapter cracked me up. : )
posted by SisterHavana at 3:13 PM on January 14, 2004


Does it ever occur to anyone that we spend a little too much time on the internet? No reason, just wondering.
posted by elwoodwiles at 3:20 PM on January 14, 2004


/me ROFL's
posted by quonsar at 3:22 PM on January 14, 2004


wtf!? lmao!
posted by dabitch at 3:26 PM on January 14, 2004


<Jesus> the cock shall not crow this day,
<Jesus> before that thou shalt thrice deny that thou knowest me.
<Peter> you mean me? :(
* Matthew takes notes for future reference
<Jesus> now, you never needed anything while you were with me, right?
<Matthew> tru dat
<John> fo shizzle
<Jesus> well, we need swords now
<Matthew> check
<Peter> yeah, got one
<Jesus> that is enough
<Jesus> /join #MountOlives
* Jesus has left #Jerusalem
<Peter> heh
<Peter> he said cock

posted by quonsar at 3:26 PM on January 14, 2004


Some took the Scripture litterally

Mine's the in recycling bin right now.
posted by The God Complex at 3:28 PM on January 14, 2004


this is high art.

<Cain> come on Abel, we gotta talk
<Abel> ok
* Abel was kicked by Cain
* Abel has joined #Wilderness
<Abel> hey don't do that
* Abel was kicked by Cain
* Abel has joined #Wilderness
<Abel> Hey this hurts!
* Abel was kicked by Cain
* Abel has joined #Wilderness
<Abel> WTF stop this!
* Abel has left IRC (Connection reset by peer)
<Cain> heh
* Jehova has joined #Earth
<Jehova> wtf, where's Abel gone
<Jehova> I'd like some more lamb fs
<Cain> er... dunno
<Cain> Am I my brother's keeper?
<Jehova> Well, there's only four of you here
<Jehova> so how hard would it be to... OMG!
<Jehova> you kicked him!!! wtf
<Jehova> you just singlehandedly slaughtered 1/4 of #Earth's population
<Cain> ...
<Jehova> you are so banned!
posted by mathowie at 3:28 PM on January 14, 2004


* Jehova sets mode: +b Onan@Canaan.heathens.net
* Onan was kicked by Jehova (wanker)


heheh
posted by dash_slot- at 3:39 PM on January 14, 2004


This is good. Matthew 1 was never more amusing:

* Abraham has joined #World
* Isaak has joined #World
* Abraham has left #World
* Jakob has joined #World
* Isaak has left #World
* Judah has joined #World
...
* Joseph has joined #World
* Jakob has left #World
<joseph> ASL?
<mary> 14, F, Nazareth
<joseph> wanna cyber?
<mary> Cant, i'm pregnant lol!!~
<joseph> WTF?
<mary> Holy spirit got to me
<joseph> gross, i'm outta here
* Angel has joined #World
<angel> Wait Joseph
<angel> You should keep this woman, for her son will save people from sins
<angel> You must call him Emmanuel
<joseph> ok, cool
* Angel has left #World
<joseph> I'll call him jesus
posted by psmealey at 3:53 PM on January 14, 2004


Fucking-A brilliant, that.
posted by xmutex at 3:54 PM on January 14, 2004


[this is genius]
posted by Armitage Shanks at 3:55 PM on January 14, 2004


This is the best irc humor I've seen in ages! Thanks a ton :)
posted by starscream at 3:59 PM on January 14, 2004


What is "ron"? I assume it must be like "BRB", but you know -- longer.
posted by willnot at 4:02 PM on January 14, 2004


Monty Python meets computer geeks. Hilarity ensues. Thanks.
posted by Ufez Jones at 7:18 PM on January 14, 2004


What is "ron"?

You know, like l8ron...
posted by kindall at 7:22 PM on January 14, 2004


meh. as far as bibles go, i think this one can't be beat.
posted by clockwork at 10:31 PM on January 14, 2004


I think "ron" is a shortened version of "later on". I could be wrong.
posted by Orange Goblin at 8:15 AM on January 15, 2004


<someguy> yes you do, you're jesus' buddy
<peter> whosus?
posted by soyjoy at 9:23 AM on January 15, 2004


<jehova> You must make me an ark, Noah
<noah> You mean a boat, sir?
<jehova> made of gopher wood
<noah> you mean the rodent sir?
<jehova> and bring aboard two pieces of each animal
<noah> including gophers sir?
<jehova> and save a spot for your wife and kids...
<noah> -o. sir yes sir
<noah> eh, why sir?
<jehova> Noah, it's going to rain pretty bad
* Noah builds till he is 600 years old
<noah> ready, sir
<jehova> ta
<jehova> get on board
* Humanity has left IRC (Excess Flood)
posted by fidelity at 10:00 AM on January 15, 2004


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