Blubblenumpkins?!?

January 17, 2004 5:01 PM

I love Karl Rove-- an "erotomaniacal diary” : Few things get my Blubblenumpkin's whities tighter than the texture of a musty Vellux blanket on his bare tushie while he's gripping a Gideon bible in one paw, and a moist lump of mushed-up vending machine Nutter Butters in the other. Especially if the TV is wired for basic cable so I can tweezer-tend his lower back tufts to the background dulcet tones of Lou Dobbs. Ahhhh…heaven. created by Kat Kinsman (more about her and the Secret Service here
posted by amberglow (5 comments total)

LOL...

Send A Rove-O-Gram To Your Favorite Democrat...
posted by Dreamghost at 7:15 PM on January 17, 2004

Great link amberglow - funny satire, though it makes me almost sick to read. Ughhhh...and a pink Web site to boot.
posted by Happydaz at 7:58 PM on January 17, 2004

I know! it's nauseating and funny at the same time : >
posted by amberglow at 8:03 PM on January 17, 2004

yup. a whole lotta work went into it. kept hitting page down to see where it would end.

never saw the end, just laughed and shook my head.

with Limbaugh up the river, Rove's the hottest doughy guy on the right now.
posted by Busithoth at 7:52 AM on January 18, 2004

Karl Rove: Renaissance Man!
posted by homunculus at 7:57 PM on January 18, 2004