Comments on: George Bush Conspiracy Generator

George Bush Conspiracy Generator

mojohand — Mon, 19 Jan 2004 11:28:17 -0800

The George Bush Conspiracy Generator ...is long overdue, and will make the lives of certain Mefi'ers just a little easier. Still, I think it needs some work. It's nowhere near as clever as an old favorite, Web Economy Bullshit Generator, the output of which I've actually inserted in proposals.

By: raysmj

raysmj — Mon, 19 Jan 2004 11:37:06 -0800

Oh yeah, people on mefi are constantly going on and on about how the Jews are to blame for everything. The message of this is, "All Bush opponents are anti-Semetic." It's definitely not clever.

By: delmoi

delmoi — Mon, 19 Jan 2004 11:39:39 -0800

Of course, if you don't like bush, you must be an anti-semite, and therefore a nazi. Isn't this part obvious? That said, this 'generator' sucks ass. Not even remotely interesting, which isn't surprising given that it comes from activist conservatives, who are uniformly unintelligent, in my experience.

By: FormlessOne

FormlessOne — Mon, 19 Jan 2004 12:02:09 -0800

Pathetic.

By: sebas

sebas — Mon, 19 Jan 2004 12:20:48 -0800

George W. Bush allowed 9/11 to happen so that white men, Republicans, oil companies, big corporations, and the Jews could invade women. Don't we all want to invade women?

By: The God Complex

The God Complex — Mon, 19 Jan 2004 12:21:18 -0800

George W. Bush gave Iraq reconstruction contracts to his friends so that SUV owners, Republicans, the Jews, and big corporations could steal from women. No, he gave reconstruction contracts to his friends so that SUV-driving Republican Jews who work for big corporations can steal from women more efficiently.

By: jon_kill

jon_kill — Mon, 19 Jan 2004 12:57:28 -0800

Lame lame lame.

By: klaatu

klaatu — Mon, 19 Jan 2004 14:23:31 -0800

I don't know... 'Ann Coulter wants to invade transgendered people'... sounds plausible...

By: jearbear

jearbear — Mon, 19 Jan 2004 15:20:40 -0800

klaatu! EWWWWW!!!! me, i think they forgot one victim - The American People. Come on, folk, think big!

By: inksyndicate

inksyndicate — Mon, 19 Jan 2004 18:50:16 -0800

Dog, R. Robot's Self-Writing Right-Wing Weblog was parodying this shit 12 months before it even came out, you know what I'm saying? People be thinking text generated satire is easy, but you can't just put together jokes from Ann Coulter columns. What'd he write this on, My First CGI Scripting Language from Fisher Price? Sheeeit.

By: Tryptophan-5ht

Tryptophan-5ht — Mon, 19 Jan 2004 19:42:32 -0800

what raysmj said. this is also lame for pretending everything the liberals are saying about him is simply made up. "What 10,000 *Dead Bodies* in Iraq? My Grand dad a Nazi lover? Hell no. Im sure high pollution industries will police themselves."

By: troutfishing

troutfishing — Mon, 19 Jan 2004 19:46:43 -0800

To paraphrase Kevin Phillips - recent Republican apostate, author of "The Coming Republican Majority", and former member of the Nixon White House - on the Bush family dynasty : These are people who seem to have learned their politics from a CIA playbook on subverting developing world democracies. Unfortunately, with the Bush clan, conspiracy theories are unnecessary. A mere marshalling of well established facts is quite damning enough.