I really have no idea what is going in this game

January 23, 2004 8:28 AM

Most Sense-Assaulting Flash Game Ever
posted by Orange Goblin (18 comments total)

Random Bonus!
posted by grimmelm at 8:32 AM on January 23, 2004

Score: 92473

My head hurts...
posted by Stauf at 8:38 AM on January 23, 2004

Hey pssst crunchland wants his gig back.

But, seriously, this game hurts.
posted by xmutex at 8:40 AM on January 23, 2004

I'm glad my office computer doesn't have speakers.
posted by CrunchyFrog at 8:40 AM on January 23, 2004

Not safe for epileptics - 31100
posted by vito90 at 8:44 AM on January 23, 2004

Eureka!
posted by pizzasub at 8:49 AM on January 23, 2004

Jesus Christ. I can't get up now. My equilibrium is just fucked.
posted by XQUZYPHYR at 9:09 AM on January 23, 2004

How the hell can anyone get 200,000 in this game? I thought I did pretty good with ~70K.
posted by Jairus at 9:26 AM on January 23, 2004

Yikes. It's a little less painful if you watch it at a reasonable resolution. There's plenty of otherzany games too.
posted by O9scar at 9:37 AM on January 23, 2004

*seizure*
posted by punishinglemur at 9:38 AM on January 23, 2004

not so much a game as an anyeurism trigger.
posted by archimago at 9:55 AM on January 23, 2004

Samba! Sniper!
posted by monju_bosatsu at 10:46 AM on January 23, 2004

/falls off chair

Whoo, I'm dizzy.
posted by dabitch at 11:38 AM on January 23, 2004

I love the Sargent O'Melly game, monju, thanks! Very different and yet simple. Of course, I was bored after moving 5 squares... LOL
posted by PigAlien at 12:20 PM on January 23, 2004

If you get the pills, and sit exactly in the middle of the double lanes, you can pick up everything. Not much harder than say, Ikaruga.
posted by inpHilltr8r at 1:10 PM on January 23, 2004

This may be the most awful thing I have ever enjoyed. I think I'm going to have a seizure.
posted by Joey Michaels at 5:21 PM on January 23, 2004

Badger, badger, bager, badger, badger...

Mushroom! MUSHROOM!
posted by bwg at 7:06 PM on January 23, 2004

Snaaaake
posted by inpHilltr8r at 12:45 AM on January 24, 2004